Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Apparently the Vietnamese man that owns a Chinese restraint in town still remembers me 7 years later. According to my pregnant wife they have the all time best egg lolls and chicken flied lice in town. Well I was banished from there 7 years ago for accidentally mocking him. A large argument ensued, and I may have kept using my remarkable accurate Chino American accent through out. He also may have run me out of the restraunt with a ladle.

Well the SOB still remembers me. I stepped a foot inside the doorway and was ran out again. This fool is like the Chinese version of the Soup Nazi. Personally I hate their food and think it is disgusting. So im its really no loss to me not being able to patronize his crummy establishment. However my wife loves their food and wants take out from there. So I get to send my dad or mom in to pick her orders up for her.

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Chinese restraint?

fingercuffs_zps640978c7.jpg

I just noticed where my phone put restraint instead of restraunt.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Apparently the Vietnamese man that owns a Chinese restraint in town still remembers me 7 years later. According to my pregnant wife they have the all time best egg lolls and chicken flied lice in town. Well I was banished from there 7 years ago for accidentally mocking him. A large argument ensued, and I may have kept using my remarkable accurate Chino American accent through out. He also may have run me out of the restraunt with a ladle.

Well the SOB still remembers me. I stepped a foot inside the doorway and was ran out again. This fool is like the Chinese version of the Soup Nazi. Personally I hate their food and think it is disgusting. So im its really no loss to me not being able to patronize his crummy establishment. However my wife loves their food and wants take out from there. So I get to send my dad or mom in to pick her orders up for her.

It's called RESPECT.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Enquiring minds want to know.  How did you "accidentally" mock him?  :tsk-tsk:

 

And to think, I always pictured you as a politcally correct kind of guy.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sounds like a good deal to me....you don't have to go to a place you don't like and someone else has to pick up the food.  Win win...

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Enquiring minds want to know.  How did you "accidentally" mock him?  :tsk-tsk:

 

And to think, I always pictured you as a politcally correct kind of guy.

I placed my order and requested 4 egg rolls with it. While reciting my order back to me. He said three egg lolls. I corrected him and said, "Uh no sir. Its 4 egg lolls." I immediately realized my mistake, as did he. Before I could correct myself or apologize he blurs out, "You no make fun of me in my shop stupid American." I tried apologizing but he was getting madder, and calling me a stupid American. Well I figure he is already mad. So I blurt out, "I no make fun of you in your city shop!" Oh boy that set him off. He is storming around yelling in sing song Chinese and throwing stuff. Me being the young man I was, continue egging him on. He comes flying out of the back swinging a soup ladle like a freaking sword. I ain't gonna lie. I booked it out the front door, before he could attack me with his ladel. I figured if he hit me with that dang thing it was gonna be all over. Cause then I would have to retaliate against him. And that wouldn't end well, for either of us. It was definitely a bad experience.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sounds like a good deal to me....you don't have to go to a place you don't like and someone else has to pick up the food.  Win win...

Yes, it most certainly is. :grin:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you're going to make up a story, at least make it entertaining.

I wish I could make this stuff up. However my stand up routine benefits greatly from this stuff. :grin:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I wish I could make this stuff up. However my stand up routine benefits greatly from this stuff. :grin:

Plus im allowed to embellish it a little. ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you were any kind of a man you'd walk over there and offer him up a yellow lab as a token of your friendship.

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you were any kind of a man you'd walk over there and offer him up a yellow lab as a token of your friendship.

and a sack full of feral cats..

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

and if he argues with you again, instruct your wife to yell "take out the knee" to you.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People from Asian countries frequently mix up L and R sounds . I spent three hours with a coworker from Japan while I was their trying to teach him how to correctly pronounce Early ( he pronounced it EALRY) and that after plane rides we do not suffer from jet rag.

But try speaking their language once and you will appreciate how difficult correct pronunciation of a foreign language is.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People from Asian countries frequently mix up L and R sounds . I spent three hours with a coworker from Japan while I was their trying to teach him how to correctly pronounce Early ( he pronounced it EALRY) and that after plane rides we do not suffer from jet rag.

But try speaking their language once and you will appreciate how difficult correct pronunciation of a foreign language is.

German is not that difficult to speak and understand. Pronunciation is quite simple too. Reading it is pretty easy too. At least until they start making compounded words. Takes a few minutes to decipher those.

It is a total pain trying to speak and pronounce the Asian languages. Two of my best friends in Auburn were Japanese exchange students. They taught me a ton of Japanese phrases and what have you. I can remember very few of them now.

One of them I kept in touch with until about five years ago. Its expensive as all hell to call Japan. Apparently free mobile long distance doesn't cover calls to foreign countries. :angry:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

German is not that difficult to speak and understand. Pronunciation is quite simple too. Reading it is pretty easy too. At least until they start making compounded words. Takes a few minutes to decipher those.

It is a total pain trying to speak and pronounce the Asian languages. Two of my best friends in Auburn were Japanese exchange students. They taught me a ton of Japanese phrases and what have you. I can remember very few of them now.

One of them I kept in touch with until about five years ago. Its expensive as all hell to call Japan. Apparently free mobile long distance doesn't cover calls to foreign countries. :angry:

If you have smart phone you can get an app called Line. Most of the people I met in Japan use this app. Free message any where in the world. That's how I keep in touch with the people I met while there.post-19005-0-55258000-1390173926_thumb.j
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you have smart phone you can get an app called Line. Most of the people I met in Japan use this app. Free message any where in the world. That's how I keep in touch with the people I met while there.attachicon.gifimage.jpg

Downloading it now. Now I just got to find his phone number.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Why am I not surprised at this current development in the life of Raider Nation Fisher?

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So you mocked him, got thrown out of his restaurant, and he's the sob? 

 

Doesn't quite work that way. 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Downloading it now. Now I just got to find his phone number.

You will have to find his user name. If you want to test it out shoot me a pm

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My life seems so boring compared to Raider Nation Fishers.  :grin:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

  • fishing

    fishing forum

    fishing rods

    fishing reels

    fishing

    bass fish

    fish for bass
    fish

×