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Dear Raider, I'm 24 years old with an accounting degree. I have been trading stocks and derivatives since the age of 19. Now that you know my credential, consider this: when I was in high school I used to work at Kmart. Kmart bought out Sears and it was orchestrated by a man named Edward Lampert, a billionaire hedge fund manager, who is on a slippery slope in the investment world. For the life of all things holy, I cannot figure out what the "K" stood for in "Kmart". Please shine some light onto this foolish debate in my head. Best regards, Your semi-favorite carbonated beverage friend.

Well, I thought about this and then I thought about this quote, "there are three lies: lies, dam lies, and statistic." Doesn't matter what I want to know, it's probably a lie anyhow. Ha.

I took an ancient civilization class, and my professor hates that show. Someone raised their hand and said they saw an episode that was related to subject we was going over. The professor ignored him and kept talking then eventually said, "it was not the bleeping aliens." Everyone in class laughed.

I'm hearing impaired; I watch the television set and movies with closed caption. I can reallllllllllyyyyyyyy read fast...

He'll have to defeat the guy first to earn the right to say that. Edit: Also, it be funny if he had a t-shirt printed like that, Sherman style, then walk back into that same restaurant. Now, we need some folks to video this event.

I can't find their winter beer down here.

English is a very confusing language. So many different writing styles and people being taught different ways to write. For instance, I was never taught to capitalize job titles after a person name and yet I still see people doing it in e-mails. I noticed the Wall Street Journal does not do it, but I have seen others do it.

Bought a Venti size coffee from Starbucks this morning.

Microsoft Word will not correct tenses and some punctuations.

I don't remember anything from that night.

I had one absinthe and it was god awful. I be willing try it again with your recommendation.

If you like any of the following beers: Coors Light, Miller Light, Budweiser, Bud Light, or basically any beer like that, don't post! This thread is about craft beers, microbrews, IPAs, etc. So, what everyone current favorite? I love Fat Tire by New Belgium on draft which could be my all time favorite beer. Sierra Nevada Torpedo which is an extra IPA is real good.

Bought new hydraulic brakes for my mountain bike, some clothes, and a round of golf today. And grocery at an organic grocery store.

I'm sending a ladle wielding vietnamenes man after you for that announcement...

Yup! "Everything on the internet is true." -Abraham Lincoln. It's an epic way to advertise, but can they back up their claim?!?!?!?!

Can you imagine some dude having reading that while on psychedelic drugs? Talk about a psychedelic freak out.

I'm sure when Glenn started this website he envisioned folks posting pics of food, beverage, with handgun by someone who got chased out restaurant by ladle wielding oreintal folks. On top of that someone else try to top his pic by posting another pic only with slim Jim's.

Backpacker and a mountain biker here.

I can't eat Ramen anymore.... I tried it in lot combinations in college. Every time I stumble into the Ramen aisle, I try not to vomit.

That's disappointing. Mastodon leather wallet maker would been helluva awesome!

Financial Crisis of 2009

He saying there is an e-mail going around indicating it's true, when in fact there is no such thing.

Oh, yeah, I think the joke originated from this as well:

Ha. Nah. I plagiarized it from the Blue Collar Comedy tour. A man can dream of such cool jobs.

I shoot frozen chickens out of a cannon at airplane windshield to test its strength.