If you could find out how many times you've done a certain thing or how many times a certain thing has been done to you, what would that thing be? Some examples might be, 'how many people actually love you', and 'the number of times you've been right or wrong in an argument'. Let's face it, there are plenty of other things you might want to know about yourself; how many times you've flexed or danced in front of a mirror, how many times you've loaned money and didn't get paid back, or how many people are jealous of you and why. Today we wanted to know:

 

IF YOU COULD SEE ONE STATISTIC ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I've thought about this plenty of times.

Mine is, I want to know to the penny how much money I've ever wasted in my life. It wouldn't surprise me to learn it was enough to buy a very nice new car.

How many people I have irritated to the point of breaking.

It's an intangible statistic, but I would love to know the number of times that I have made a positive influence on someone's life.

It's an intangible statistic, but I would love to know the number of times that I have made a positive influence on someone's life.

You have positively influenced me to try an learn better grammar and speling. If that counts.

The number of times I've almost bought the farm.....and was not aware of it.

The number of times I've almost bought the farm.....and was not aware of it.

Ooh, good one! Add that to my list also.

If you could find out how many times you've done a certain thing or how many times a certain thing has been done to you, what would that thing be? Some examples might be, 'how many people actually love you', and 'the number of times you've been right or wrong in an argument'. Let's face it, there are plenty of other things you might want to know about yourself; how many times you've flexed or danced in front of a mirror, how many times you've loaned money and didn't get paid back, or how many people are jealous of you and why. Today we wanted to know:

 

IF YOU COULD SEE ONE STATISTIC ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

First off I wouldn't change a thing, been a good husband, father and provider.

I have loaned money many times and have not gotten it back.  If someone needed 10 -15 or even $ 50 bucks, that isn't a loan I'd just give it to them.  I've made loans or investments in business knowing up front it's all greed motivated, where reward is involved so is risk.  Don't regret any of my losses, I took a shot and didn't work out, but some did.............

I want to know the total number if bass I've caught, as well as the combined weight of all the bass I've caught.

What percentage of statistics I've heard in my life are accurate?

I would like to know how often, and how close I have come to being a single man again because of fishing...........not that it would change anything LOL.

How many people I have irritated to the point of breaking.

Why am I not surprised about this?

How many State record fish have approached my presentation . . . . followed it for a bit . . . . . .thought about striking . . . . .

and then changed their mind.

 

A-Jay

How many State record fish have approached my presentation . . . . followed it for a bit . . . . . .thought about striking . . . . .

and then changed their mind.

 

A-Jay

I'll bet you really don't want the answer to that either.

I want to know the total number if bass I've caught, as well as the combined weight of all the bass I've caught.

 

I couldn't do this because then it would count as 3 because I would also find out how much I've fibbed and exagerated!

To Long Mike's point I'd like to know when those times that I have tried to pick up someone's spirit or encouraged them or given a youth some guidance that it has made a difference.

Why am I not surprised about this?

Hey everyone's good at something. I happen to excel at ticking people off. Its a gift.

Hey everyone's good at something. I happen to excel at ticking people off. Its a gift.

 

And every ones seems to have the same ability to tick you off too . . . .

 

A-Jay

Well, I thought about this and then I thought about this quote, "there are three lies: lies, dam lies, and statistic."   Doesn't matter what I want to know, it's probably a lie anyhow. Ha. 

Some things are meant to remain a mystery.

Hey everyone's good at something. I happen to excel at ticking people off. Its a gift.

ROFL...ya know I'm still on the fence on whether I would have you on one of my projects, but despite what I know from your statement I just quoted, I hear you're a dam good electrician...I'd have to think long and hard about it...j/k...

Well...you know...wait...I don't want to know...might seem like an awful lot of wasted time...or maybe not...