Root beer

What about evil gorilla? Like the ones from the movie Congo?

Put the bottle of absinthe down and go to bed, Raider, you're drunk.

There is another way that different from SirSnook's example, but it's not as simple as you think. I got a gut feeling your thinking of investment in commodities is a world apart from reality. You don't want know how crazy the derivative market is and how it really works. And I don't think anyone on here wants to know. lol. I say just follow SirSnook's advice on scrap metal and move forward.

A classmate of mine bought shares in Tesla Motor at $33/share. Go ahead and look up their current price....... He even TOLD me about investing in them at that price and I was waiting for hedge fund managers to pull the plug on them. (Only reason why they were staying afloat anyway.) Oh, well.

Thin crust Sicilian flavor pizza.

Ha! Glad to see you posting on here again.

My dad and I use to buy variety pack of Vienna Sausages and just leave them in the boat. We get case and random flavored one, and every time we go fishing if we didn't pick anything up at the gas station, we always had them in the boat. Good ol' days.

I once bought 100 shares of stock for 800 bucks, thinking I had found a gold mine. I bought it during dow's lowest level in March of 2009. The previous year this same stock traded as high as $62/share. They made a profit in last 3 years. I sold it two years later at $600 loss and now they've filed bankruptcy. I'm assuming they already been pulled from the exchange. I still think they cooked the book..... To this day, this is still the only investment loss I've taken and I'm sure it won't be the last. I can't think of any material items. I don't collect anything of value.. I buy something, use it until it no longer useful without any regard of future financial value.

You call yourself a man? You didn't even have vienna sausage! What kind of travesty is that? Vienna are the best snack when you're drifting aimlessly on the lake.

No.

Black coffee, every morning! I rotate brands a lot. I have a Starbucks rewards card. Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts, Seattle Best, Kona, just to name a few. I've been dying to try Blue Mountain Coffee from Jamaica. haven't got around to buying a pound of that, yet.

It landed on the island from the show LOST.

Run Malware Anti-Malware byte. Google it and it should be at top of search result to their website to download a free version. It's among one best scanners I've used.

I hope he becomes the next sham wow guy, then gets beat up by a hooker who is actually the daughter of the very Chinese restaurant owner that ran him out.

Chuck Norris was actually ran out of a Chinese restaurant by its ladle wielding owner.

I turned my old laptop into thousand of pieces.

Terdles cannot read. Least not scientifically proven.

I don't want a president that needs to talk into a phone this big:

Dear Raider, Why can't curiously kill humans instead of cats? Signed, ah screw it.

Just get an iPhone. It's simple and easy to work, plus it's one sexy looking phone.

high ABV IPA? Get Sierra Nevada Torpedo. It's 7% ABV, I believe.

Dear Raider, Why can't the chicken cross the road without people questioning its motive? Signed, A person that don't care that the chicken crossed the road

My guess is that there's going to be an executive order for ban on use of ladle.

Get rid of that woman we have as chief of federal reserve and nominate me then you got my vote. Oh, yeah, relax I won't let my monetary policy be influenced by you politicians......