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Since when did fishermen become obsessed with gimmicky gadgets? Freaking braided line cutters?!? Did I miss something while dwelling down here in the basement forums? Are people really shelling out money for a special tool to cut braided fishing line?

Holy dang have I got a deal for all of y'all. Ol Raider, is selling braid rocks. Its the newest and greatest line cutter ever produced. Guaranteed to cut any line braided or otherwise. Just stick your line of choice on the included flat rock and bang the top of it with the included sharpened flint rock. Simple as that. So easy a caveman did it. Why pay upwards of 25 dollars from some gimmicky man made cutter. These cutters are all natural and environmentally friendly. Only 16.95, but act now and I will also include a special gift. A container of organic worms raised in organic dirt. Why trust a regular worm when you can use Farmer Raiders Organic Worms. Just pay separate processing. Order takers are standing by.

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Well if you don't get the presidents seat. We all know you could be the next Billy Mays. I do agree with you though. I have a mini blow touch lighter. It worked well for lighting big fat cigars. Since it is wind proof i decided to start using it for braid. For me it works really great.

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do you grow the rocks in between your ears? ;)

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do you grow the rocks in between your ears? ;)

Naw, I import them from my motor head workforce out of New Hampshire. I think some of them chew on them though. So they must be sanitized before being handled and packaged. Why waste the resources of my beautiful part of the country. When I can waste the resources of the frozen north?

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lemmy lives in nh?

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Raider would you rather....

Fall down every set of stairs you use

Shut your hand in every door you use

Buy 2 sets of said 25$ braid cutters

?

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Raider would you rather....

Fall down every set of stairs you use

Shut your hand in every door you use

Buy 2 sets of said 25$ braid cutters

?

I would rather fall down every set of stairs, slam my hand in every door, stump my toe on every tree root I encounter, and step on broken glass then buy just one of those braid cutters.

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Raider,

 

You must be from the 80's also :)

 

FL

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Raider,

 

You must be from the 80's also :)

 

FL

Born in the 10th month of 1983. :D

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Born in the 10th month of 1983. :D

Then surely there's hope.  If it was the 10th month of 93, you'd have technique-specific rods to go with the fancy cutters.  Speaking of, tried my 1st ever tech specific rod today, around the yard, seems to have a fair action, I'll admit.

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Heck raider I have a idea. Your boy the pipe fitter want's to be a engineer. He can "draw" up some thing. Send the print to me. I tell him it wont work. 20 revisions later. I can finally make the parts. Then you can buy late night tv spots. Put on a polo and khakis. Then you can sell them for the low price of 19.99 plus s&h. That way you can raise funds for your presidential race.

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Raider

 

That was a compliment :)    I hope it was received that way. 

 

FL

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Well if you don't get the presidents seat. We all know you could be the next Billy Mays. 

 

I hope he becomes the next sham wow guy, then gets beat up by a hooker who is actually the daughter of the very Chinese restaurant owner that ran him out. 

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You are well on your way to your first $1 million. 

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Since when did fishermen become obsessed with gimmicky gadgets? Freaking braided line cutters?!? Did I miss something while dwelling down here in the basement forums? Are people really shelling out money for a special tool to cut braided fishing line?

Holy dang have I got a deal for all of y'all. Ol Raider, is selling braid rocks. Its the newest and greatest line cutter ever produced. Guaranteed to cut any line braided or otherwise. Just stick your line of choice on the included flat rock and bang the top of it with the included sharpened flint rock. Simple as that. So easy a caveman did it. Why pay upwards of 25 dollars from some gimmicky man made cutter. These cutters are all natural and environmentally friendly. Only 16.95, but act now and I will also include a special gift. A container of organic worms raised in organic dirt. Why trust a regular worm when you can use Farmer Raiders Organic Worms. Just pay separate processing. Order takers are standing by.

 

 

You know Raider, it's too late - but it's getting close - there's still time to post up a few of your better bass in your gallery.

 

Just something to provide us with some shred of credibility of all this Tom-foolery.

 

:eyebrows:

 

A-Jay

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Braid cutters?  I thought everyone knew the best braid cutter is the cutter that comes on a dental floss dispenser.  It cuts braid just as easy and clean as it does floss.

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I am not sure but this thread should be removed unless of course you are now a sponsor of the board...

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I use dental floss instead of braid.  It's a lot cheaper, but you can't toss it very far.

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Wow, this thread has gone on for well over a page.  I think someone should lock it.

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Raider

 

That was a compliment :)    I hope it was received that way. 

 

FL

Certainly was. I've been waiting for my internet device to charge back up.

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You know Raider, it's too late - but it's getting close - there's still time to post up a few of your better bass in your gallery.

 

Just something to provide us with some shred of credibility of all this Tom-foolery.

 

:eyebrows:

 

A-Jay

All the pictures except my medium 25lb Stripe are gone now. :cry: Unless I can find the micro SD cards they were stored on. We moved last September, and I still haven't located them. 6 years worth of photos lost somewhere. :(

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Braid cutters?  I thought everyone knew the best braid cutter is the cutter that comes on a dental floss dispenser.  It cuts braid just as easy and clean as it does floss.

I'm gonna try that tomorrow. I don't think I believe your theory.

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I admit.  I have a pair of $300 Abel fishing pliers that I use to cut braid with.  They come with a cool leather holster. 

 

I've had them for almost 20 years!  had to replace the blades once!

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Heck raider I have a idea. Your boy the pipe fitter want's to be a engineer. He can "draw" up some thing. Send the print to me. I tell him it wont work. 20 revisions later. I can finally make the parts. Then you can buy late night tv spots. Put on a polo and khakis. Then you can sell them for the low price of 19.99 plus s&h. That way you can raise funds for your presidential race.

Make me some cheese curds along with those parts.

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