Redlinerobert

True, but you're up 29 free beers so count yourself lucky.

Who cares if your rods cost $40 or $1400. the fish certainly don't

Born on a ranch, grew up in a small town, will now live the rest of my life on the ranch. Wouldn't have it any other way.

I'd stop at "Enjoys fishing."

Ladies looking for a man? Step right in... An unusual High-End store in New York selling new husbands had just opened. It was publicized that each woman could visit this store ONLY ONCE! There were six floors and the value of the products increased as the shopper ascended the flights. The shopper could choose any item from any floor, or choose to go up to the next floor, but could not go back down except to exit the building! So, a single woman called Cheryl went to the store to find a husband. On the first-floor the sign on the door read: Floor 1 - These Men Have jobs She was intrigued, but continued to the second-floor, where the sign read: Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids "That's nice", she thought. "But I want more." So, she continued upward. The third-floor sign read: Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and Are Extremely Good Looking "Wow!" she exclaimed. But felt the urge to keep ascending. She went to the fourth-floor where the sign read: Floor 4 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Looking and Help with Housework "Oh, mercy me!" she burst out. "I can hardly stand it!". Still, she went to the fifth-floor where the sign read: Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak She was so tempted to stay, but she went to the sixth-floor, where the sign read: Floor 6 - You Are Visitor 31,456,012 to This Floor. There Are No Men on This Floor. This Floor Exists Solely as Proof That Women Are Impossible to Please. Thank You for Shopping at the Husband Store.

I've been a gym rat for years, but my primary issue is and has been portion control. This thread has motivated me to lose 20 lbs and get back under 200. I have 14 lbs to go. Thanks A Jay. Sometimes motivation comes from the least expected places.

One of the members I respect most here. Nice to see you posting! And by the way, in Brazil when ever we'd get hung up in a tree our guide would say, "Hey! No monkey fish today!"

Nicely done A-Jay!

Sashimi fights back.

Nice. One of my NFL clients moved to that area.

Location makes up 100% of the final price of a home. Not what it costs to build. This home is very close to the new Apple Campus. The market here is nuts. My suggestion, buy in the best neighborhood you can afford, even if it's a smaller house. This being your first purchase, if you can get a fixer upper that needs cosmetic upgrades like paint, carpet, etc, and if you are handy with fixing things or have friends that can even better. You'll buy at a good price and with the upgrades enjoy the appreciation that such repairs will bring you. Good luck with your purchase. If you have any specific real estate questions, feel free to pm me. Happy to answer any questions.

I'm a certified gym rat as well, but I also have a wife that cooks and bakes. I call it balance.

Ironic, I've been looking at these. One of these days I'm going to find a nice '36 Chief and write a check. They are few and far between.

That car screams 'middle eastern playboy'. My taste in cars has changed in the last few years. Don't care much for the exotics anymore. I'd rather buy real estate than another exotic. I'm officially old. And married.

I work primarily in Silicon Valley. This home I listed 5 days ago, will probably be sold by Monday, at well over asking price. http://www.mlslistings.com/property/ml81679950/723-toyon-ave-sunnyvale-ca-94086/

As a real estate broker of over 20 years experience, allow me to give you some advice. In a sellers market, deal with the listing agent. You'll have a better probability of getting the house you want. Yes, this means dumping your agent, but let's face it, this is business, nothing personal. If it was a buyers market, you wouldn't be posting here. You'd already be in a house.

We have bears here in Monterey County, CA. Every once in a while they come down out of the mountains and people go nuts seeing them in town. Pretty cool.

Truly sorry for your loss. RIP.

My truck is identical to this vehicle, with the addition of AMP power steps and the larger tow mirrors.

Raider, kids see things for what they are. You're a good dude.

Go home Slone, you're drunk!

It was a great fight with a bad judge's call. I'll still watch the rematch! Someone has to knock the other guy out.

Glad the test drive went well.

I know. But the wing and wheels adds like 85 horsepower.

Nice! When do the wing and wheels arrive?