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I came home from work today, logged onto BR and turned the tube on. I yelled to the wife "Honey, I'm home. Bring me a before it starts!" The wife brought me a and went back to the laundry room. About 10 minutes later, I yelled for the wife "Honey! Quick, bring me another ! It's about to start." The wife brought me the but mumbled something under her breath as she went back to her laundry. About 5-10 minutes later I yelled for the wife "Honey! Hurry up and get me another , It's going to start!" The wife came out of the laundry room stomping her feet and cursing "You SOB, I bust my butt at work, come home and do the laundry, grocery shopping, and cooking. I make out the bills and help the kids with their homework. And all you can do is come home and sit your fat ars in front of the computer and drink !" I simply looked up at the wife and said " Yep, it started."

Could be a little faster... easy! I'm only kidding.

Beautiful pic's Basspro.

UH, let me guess. Victoria Secret?

True story. I left my wife in 1993. During the separation and prior to the final divorce, I paid her mortgage, car ins. ( car was paid in full), electric, cable, water and kids (2) medical ins. and gave her $400 a month for food. Wife applied for and received food stamps. I called the food stamp people and said I was paying for ALL her expenses and how could she be receiving food stamps. They said "Because I pay the bills myself INSTEAD of giving her the money to pay them, then she qualifies for food stamps." What a F'd up system.

Those were pretty good

X2. BUT, if you go more than medium cranks then get the next size bigger rod.

Well, Bass Pro ad execs are at it again. I received my BPS Spring catalog today. No, it's not the "Spring" edition but "Early Spring" edition.

That really burns my ars, if I read your post correctly. My ex-wife(or should I say ex-^%$ ^%^$ *&*&^*%) is perfectly capable of working but says why should she, when she can collect my child support and money from the Gov't.

Squeeze it like you mean it or try using a towel to grip it with.

Plenty big enough but please make sure the kids can SWIM and wear the life jacket ALWAYS.

X2. but I like the Tracker more than the G3, Although nothing wrong at all with the G3.

Same here. I would move if I wanted anything more.

I'm sure the insurance is going to go way up. To bad we have to resort to extreme measures to guard our property.

I adhere to line ratings more on rods than reels.

I use inviz-x for a few months now. It may just be me but it seems to be a bit brittle at the knot.

You can send me all your traps when you give up on them.

Welcome to the REEL WORLD.

I'm not sure if they're bedding yet or not. Although, the bite around my area has been right up next to shore in 3' or less of water.

Welcome aboard! Now sit down, shut up and read....

That's funny but this application has been circulating around for years now.

Carolina , T-rig , flipping worms.

7" Culprit or Zoom junebug worm with 1/8 bullet weight and 4/0 hook.

I thought yall were just trying to screw with the alzheimers (sp) members.

Chumming for certain saltwater species is almost a must. I chum for shiners but never heard of doing it for bass. If you want to chum for bass then just use a shiner. Lights attract small bait fish which attracts bigger fish. It casts a shadow which makes for a good ambush site for bigger fish to hide and wait for their prey. I don't believe the light attracts the plankton. Plankton is always present. If there is no plankton around then you have bigger problems and don't plan on catching anything.