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Poor mechanics have a hard time these days. ;D

All of my important questions will be directed to Tyrius from now on. ;D

Yep I am trying my best to one of the first four. ;D

New law in NC, we have to have vehicle inspected and then carry a card to the license plate agency to get our tags, What you think about that.

The NFL needs the same rules that Pete Rose had.

The ABA is looking for co-anglers to fish the Nationals at Guntersville Oct 25 - Nov 1 There is no money in it but you get a host of experience from it. If you are interested e-mail me.

I like to watch the Mouth play!! and then lose. ;D

How much for the whole house!!! I bought 3 gals of white trim 6 months ago and it's still sitting there. ;D

Lots and lots of grass, Use a Sammy in the mornings, any color will do and work the points Sinko green/pumpkin Minus 1 in a blue and silver Keep a 1/2 oz Rattletrap blue/silver handy for the schoolers Good Luck!!!

I was working on one the mowers the other day and I asked one of my helpers to give me a metric adjustable wrench, he went all through the tool box and told me he couldn't find one. So I told him just give me a regular one and I would make that work. ;D Does anyone know what a Sharp Shooter is?

Congrats Dave and keep up the hard work.

Shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As the lady was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind Her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, She said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. ;D

I've got to head to Guntersville 10/25 for the ABA Nationals I will be needing some help so if you have any info please give it up. What would be nice would be a Navirontics Card with the hot spots already marked. ;D All jokes aside any help would be appreciated. Thanks

That would be Mr. Josy Whales. Hello King Fish.

Most of the best fishing is done between Oct and Feb. This is when I catch the most and biggest bass. Give me 44degree water and 45 degree air temp and I'm ready to go.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. ;D

$185 bucks for a Hawaiian Wiggler new in the box I have thought about selling it and trying to come up with a price I think about 25 Grand min. should be about right. I have high expectations.

I would drop the note and talk to her on the phone or in person, I would also have second thoughts about messing with her car also.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13...13....13...13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting. '14..14...14...14....'.

I feel for you Tin, but look at the good side I'll be there fishing the ABA Regional all next week.

Losing your best friend is tough and I feel for you. Take this from some one That has lost a very good pet before, The sooner you get another the better you will feel. You will never get over him but you will learn to carry on.

Glass of Lipton ice tea, doesn't get any better.

AMEN X2

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. ;D

Yall shake hands and make up. ;D