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It's got to be Willie Nelson by far. ;D

Couldn't get my other example to work. :-/

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure you click on the link at the end. I hope it works. Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman: Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night befor e, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.' In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by; the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book. For a video to see how beer works click here: CLICK ON THIS LINK TO SEE HOW BEER SCAM WORKS http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Yea they can and most of the time when this happens the company is already in trouble. In NC you can go ahead and quit and still draw unemployment for 28 weeks and I think this holds so in most states. I hired a fellow a few weeks back and he worked four weeks and it just wasn't working out. I let him go and he is now drawing like $285 a week for twenty eight weeks. This money is charged to my account that I pay quarterly and it will up my unemployment rate. He is still working for himself and getting paid cash so he is doing pretty good.

X2 Muddy, it's getting kind of scary. A lot of my friends and acquaints are passing away.

You were serious about this thread weren't you. ;D

Good report George, Thanks for what you do.

Congrats on your 2nd place, thats a good fishery on the Tar. I prefer the Roanoke and seem to do better in tournaments there. We fish tournaments all winter on the Roanoke so if you would like to join us just e=mail me.

THREE SOUTHERN BOYS Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Steve and Tony. The three men had always done everything together. Steve arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Steve said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Steve said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Tony in to confirm. 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Tony said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' 'Well, Bubba had two asxholes.' 'What? He had two asxholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen em,' but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two asxholes.? HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only one that needed HELP!

He has done gone and ate to many Tweety Birds

Hookem you never cease to amaze me with your young knowledge.

I don't know how this will work in Baseball. It has always been for the Ump's to call it the way they seen it weather that is right or wrong and that was the way it was. I Personally think it's going to discredit a lot of the calls. Whats your input on this ?

Thats the kind of lunch I have all week.

Wear my NCSU all year

This thread sucks from the beginning to the end, no one has the right to judge anybody on how they look. Just be thankful you haven't reached it yet.

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously,two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly." ;D

Congrats on the win Tin. It's very unusual for them to do a reweigh. Did they ever figure out what was wrong with the scales?

And why is that ?

It's on Lake Wiley South Carolina on the right bank heading toward the dam.

Just a common old water snake. Won't bite unless provoked.

I'm in the top 0.001% Hmmm they just asked what I made not what I owe.

Looks OK to me. Just think they could have posted Muddy, Burley. Long Mike or even me ETC then what would you have to look at. ;D

I hunted by myself when I was a kid, I use to hide my shotgun in a hollow tree and when I got out of school I would head for the woods. There was 11 of us and you weren't to young to do anything. We had a Dad that taught us how to hunt, fish and work. I guess a lot of things were different back then In fact I see these nice looking teachers going out with 13 year old and they say that the kid will be messed up for the rest of their lives, well I sure wished my 6 th grade teacher had paid me a little more mind. ;D

TEST FOR OLD KIDS > > This is a test for us 'old kids'! > 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into > the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that > masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't > know, but he left this behind. What did he leave > behind?________________. > 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, > we all watched them on The _______________ Show. > > 03 . 'Get your kicks, __________________.' > > 04.'The story you are about to see is true. The names > have been changed to ___________________.' > > 05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, > ________________.' > > 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we > 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we > could go in a dance called the '_____________.' > 07. 'N_E_S_T_L_E_S', Nestl é's makes the very > best . . . . . _______________.' > 08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of > Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet > player with us. His name was _________________. > 09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? > _______________. > 10 . Red Skelton's hobo character was named > __________________ and Red always ended his television show > by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________'. > > 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by > burning their______________. > 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the > trunk in the front was called the VW . What other names did > it go by? ____________ & _______________. > 13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the > day the music died. 'This was a tribute to > ___________________. > 14 . We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. > The Russians did it. It was called ___________________. > 15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's > was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. > It was called the ________________. I have the answer's and will post soon. :