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My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!

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My wife just asked if she can have the remote so she can turn the channel from watching the "Blues Brothers."

I swear, the younger generation has no respect for good movies.

UPDATE: Holy cow, she actually recognizes Ray Charles.

  • Super User

silly women doesn't she know remote's are for men to control not women it would disrupt the flow of the universe just point her in the direction of the kitchen lol

  • Super User

I believe they(women) lose their minds at birth. Yours must be a little slower than most. :wink2:

  • Super User

Thou shall not changeth from thy Blues Brotherseth...

Or something like that.

Man I love that movie.

  • Super User

"We're on a Mission from God."

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We gotta full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses . . . . . Hit It ! "

A-Jay

silly women doesn't she know remote's are for men to control not women it would disrupt the flow of the universe just point her in the direction of the kitchen lol

Exactly. That's why stoves and washing machines don't come with remotes. Duh.

j/k....and in case my wife is reading this, I'll finish folding the laundry as soon as I get done cleaning the bathroom.

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I believe they(women) lose their minds at birth. Yours must be a little slower than most. :wink2:

i always heard they lose a their mind a little bit at a time every month...

  • Super User

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^^^^^^^^^^^

That's - gonna leave a mark.

A-Jay

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lol...Stasher....

  • Super User

Fortunately I didn't have that problem yesterday. Encore had a James Bond Marathon going.

The little woman had Bond, and I got to check out all the Bond Girls!

  • Super User

MInds?? And yes I am going to catch it when my wife sees this.

  • Super User

My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!

Well, now, then. We agree. All the evidence we need is that she married you. :laugh5:

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who asked his wife how God could make someone as beautiful as her be so dumb.

She told him God made her beautiful so he could love her, and He made her dumb so she could love him.

didn't know women had them to lose

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My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!

Well, now, then. We agree. All the evidence we need is that she married you. :laugh5:

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who asked his wife how God could make someone as beautiful as her be so dumb.

She told him God made her beautiful so he could love her, and He made her dumb so she could love him.

LOL, I told her she lost her mind when she asked me to marry her. I warned her and gave her ample time to look for her mind and chang it, haha.

My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!

Well, now, then. We agree. All the evidence we need is that she married you. :laugh5:

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who asked his wife how God could make someone as beautiful as her be so dumb.

She told him God made her beautiful so he could love her, and He made her dumb so she could love him.

Ahh the wisdom and perspective from our resident sage! Always refreshing. Thanks again Tom for the laughs! :)

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