when you hook into a stump...."I thought it was my PB!"

when you hook into your PB...."I thought it was a stump!"

To wife: "I'll be back at dark:30" Which she knows means dark + the 30 min drive home

Every hookset gets a " There she is"

"Ahh, Hung again"

"I thought for sure there'd be one in there"

"Just like I expected"

I frequently sing songs to the bass like," Here fishy fishy", or " Jig, Jig Jig, all day long...."

Jeff

" Jig, Jig Jig, all day long...."

I like to whisper...."I am the fish whisperer"

To wife: "I'll be back at dark:30" Which she knows means dark + the 30 min drive home

Every hookset gets a " There she is"

"Ahh, Hung again"

"I thought for sure there'd be one in there"

"Just like I expected"

I frequently sing songs to the bass like," Here fishy fishy", or " Jig, Jig Jig, all day long...."

Jeff

Haha i sing that same tune. Jig jig jig, all day long, jig jig jig while i sing this song. I create a song for every lure. The wacky rig, it kicks ass, believe you this itll catch some bass!

Glad I'm not the only one who sings about the lures he fishes. And also not the only one that can admit it!

Jeff

Glad I'm not the only one who sings about the lures he fishes. And also not the only one that can admit it!

Jeff

I've heard you sing, mod, and it might explain those times you are fishing alone and not getting any bites. Not sure, just saying.

When someone pulls up WAY too close or cuts me off on a shoreline or a dock "are you ##*&!~g kidding me? grrrrrrrr" Then I ussually move.

This is my last cast.

One more.

This is my last last cast.

One more last cast.

No kidding now . . .

This is it.

This is my last cast.

This is my last cast.

One more.

This is my last last cast.

One more last cast.

No kidding now . . .

This is it.

This is my last cast.

I do that all the time. Oddly enough, a great number of my fish have been caught on my "last cast".

better yet, it's" I'm not tying on any more lures if this one doesn't get a bite" followed by tying on 3 more baits. Or a personal one of mine when fishing heavy cover or heavy snags "I'm done as soon as I lose this lure" agsin followed by tying on, amd losing, 3 more lures.

I've heard you sing, mod, and it might explain those times you are fishing alone and not getting any bites. Not sure, just saying.

If I remember correctly SIR, you started singing right after I set the hook!!!!

Jeff

got one! nope...just kidding (Rod bends firmly with snagged lure)

I like to consider myself a polite and grateful fisherman. As I release each fish, I tell it "Thank you for playing the game!".

After catching a small fish."now let me catch your grandmother"

Undersized bass gets told " Go fetch your sister that smokes and play with catfish."

Undersized bass gets told " Go fetch your sister that smokes and play with catfish."

I quite literally "lol'd" on that one. Love it.

This thread turned out to be quite funny one I sprinkled "Like This"s on some. Who's got more funny ones?

When the fishing's slow I often have a running monolog with the fish: "How about this bait? No? Perhaps a different retrieve? Perhaps color #194 rather than #297? Hmmm?"

My fishing partner may ask me how the psychotherapy is going.

Undersized bass gets told " Go fetch your sister that smokes and play with catfish."

That's great!

After catching a small fish."now let me catch your grandmother"

thats what we use to say also, after releasing a smaller one "now go and call for your grandma".., and if he is medium sized, "go and call your mother"....

I don't say it but it seems like pros say everything is "the deal".

"Think I got one...nope just weeds."

"There will be fish in that spot for sure"

Honey i told you that you cant call wile im fishing my GPS wont let the signel get to my cell phone

If I were a bass I would eat this.

It looks tastey.

Good fish, GOOD FISH, here we go baby!!.....damnit im snagged on something.

Dont wiggle! Dont stick me!

After going awhile without a bite "I need a volunteer from the auidience please."

If a fish gets me all wrapped up but I still land it "Did everything I could to lose that one."

If I've caught a few fish in a short period "There's another one!"

When a fish hits really hard "She killed/smoked it!"

" d**n !! , I shoulda retied. "