His 50th is coming up, and I want to get him something awesome and hilarious. Now by awesome I don't mean expensive, so the lifted john deer tractor is out of the question. I'm not looking ot spend more than $100.

Any thoughts?

http://www.spudtech....bed7f82e7c9cf60

The rednecks I know love them some tater' cannon!

Gift Cards are always good. This place looks cool:

BUMPERDUMPER

The term redneck means different things to different people. Is he a true redneck (think Duck Dynasty) or is he just country? Example where I live now I'm considered a Good Ol' Boy, back home a Redneck. When I asked what the difference was, I was told I needed a prison record to qualify as a Redneck!

He's the CEO of a guitar company. His guitars are used by several big country singers including Taylor Swift and Rascall Flats. We go bass fhing as much as time allows, which lately hasn't been alot.

So I'd say he's more country than redneck based on your terms.

So far that bumper dumper is in the lead!

Deliverance Blu-ray 40th Anniversary Edition

He's the CEO of a guitar company. His guitars are used by several big country singers including Taylor Swift and Rascall Flats. We go bass fhing as much as time allows, which lately hasn't been alot.

So I'd say he's more country than redneck based on your terms.

So far that bumper dumper is in the lead!

and a bargain at $69.95---toilet paper is optional ;-)

Here's a couple

Six pack holster belt

http://www.amazon.co...ASIN=B001LP0OT0

Beer belly beer dispenser, sneak your beer with you anywhere you go!!!!

http://www.amazon.co...ASIN=B001RB2CXY

Floating Bobber Cooler

http://www.amazon.co...ASIN=B000693AUM

The HotTug is redneck perfect but will set ya back $10K

How about his Personalized Action Hero?

http://www.firebox.com/product/5300/Personalised-Superhero-Action-Figures?via=sfg

I don't know if they make'em, but a female Redneck Blow-up Doll comes to mind.

I don't know if they make'em, but a female Redneck Blow-up Doll comes to mind.

His wife would skin me alive.

_{$100 bucks will get a lot of duck tape, wd 40, and obsurdely sized hammers. Also, look into some sort of awesome belt buckle. I have one from monatna silversmiths that looks like a spur. and spins.}

_-gk

X2 on the belt buckle

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0015HOFAS?in=1&is=300

Something like this, the bigger the better.

A bit beyond your set $$ line, but pretty cool either way.

A-Jay

http://uncrate.com/stuff/marshall-amp-fridge/

He's the CEO of a guitar company. His guitars are used by several big country singers including Taylor Swift and Rascall Flats. We go bass fhing as much as time allows, which lately hasn't been alot.

So I'd say he's more country than redneck based on your terms.

So far that bumper dumper is in the lead!

What guitar company? I play is why I ask.

A bit beyond your set $$ line, but pretty cool either way.

A-Jay

http://uncrate.com/s...all-amp-fridge/

Whoa...That is cool...and something he'd use. Hmm...

Whoa...That is cool...and something he'd use. Hmm...

Come on - break down and get the guy the amp fridge - is such a cool idea.

Besides - it's one of those gifts that keeps on giving . . . . . .

A-Jay

That fridge is awesome.