http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/huge-shark-gives-kayak-angler-a-major-surprise/

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/huge-shark-gives-kayak-angler-a-major-surprise/

x2 On the crapped pants.

I would have been paddling so hard my kayak would have looked like a hydroplane throwing up a forty foot rooster tail at 100 mph!

I like big boats in the ocean.

I KNOW I woulda crapped myself

Don't want to put myself in the position to be bait for anything.

Fished in Alaska once and was run off river by bear...(probably not returning)

Snorkled in Maui....next day someone was ate in area...(probably not returning)

Tight Lines

I would have farted a lump. Maybe more than one.

I would have farted a lump. Maybe more than one.

x 2 on that

Definitely a #1, or #2 situation.

I'd never be in a kayak with man eaters swimming around that could easily have me for a snack. I sink like a lead ball too. I definitely would have had something exiting my body from each end if that were me. 

I think I did ... a little.

This, gentlemen, is why I live about as far inland as is humanly possible.

i would have whipped out my 45 and had tuna AND shark for dinner! ha!