" Fat bottomed girls you make the Rocken world go round!" - Queen. Said when I hook into a slob.

"Kick Bass" The "B" is in a different letter color.

 

 

"Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime."--Jimmy Cannon

 

And my personal favorite...

 

"Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is just as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl."- Ernest Hemingway 

"I really need to get better at fly fishing, but id rather have my hook stay in the water"

Here's what I always tell my wife.

 

 

We can go on my boat and catch some fish or

We can go on your boat, ( riverboat casino), and be the fish!!!

I go fishing so I can live. But I live to go fishing - Me

this may be the worst fishing one liner.

 

Should've been here yesterday.

Just once I wish I had been there yesterday!

All I "really ever wanted to do was go fishing" or," All I ever really wanted to do was go fishing" . " To know me, you must know this" . " I fish,  therefore I am" . My Dads favorite: "dammit, I need to go fishing or I'll go nuts"  My wife of 44 years: " If you don't get out of here and go fishing, I'll either kill you or myself"  My daughter in law, " I hate you, you taught Mitch to fish when he was 5 and all he wants to do is fish".(guilty) . "Born to fish, forced to work " ,  Geeze, I got a bunch, but I'll quit with these. Tight lines my brothers of the angle/dangle.

The #1 key to consistently catching bass is between your ears not between the folds of your wallet!

A modification of the original: My wife said, if I went fishing again she was going to leave me.  I sure wish she had said that years ago.

Are you squirrel fishing?

another one I like is, Hey, you wanna hook up?

And your answer to that was: "sure, lets go upstream and spawn you smooth talker"

60 percent of the time it works a 100 percent of the time!

 

BOOYAH!

 

i like it when you take a buddy fishing and he says oh man its raining guess we are leaving (as im putting on my rain gear)

 

All the women want me and fish fear me!

 

MERICA!!!

"Caught a lot of small ones."

 

Tournament talk when you don't hit your limit or got skunked.

"I gotta poop" I use it to get in my nonboaters head.

"Where Ya going Papa, can I go"?

 

"Gonna go rip some lip's baby"

 

"Ok then see ya when you get back"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike

I love fat girls.  I wish I could find a t-shirt with that phrase. I don't think I'd wear it around my wife though.

 

Make wise decisions  

 

Heard this one over the weekend and I like it.

 

When reeling in a dink,  "This one is going for ski lessons!"

 

Jeff

at the end of every tournoment you always hear that some one lost the fish that would of won.

When asked "where did you catch him at?'

 

A curl up my finger like a fishing hook, stick it in my mouth, and mumble in broken language...

 

"Oh right about here"

When someone asks'', Are you a pretty good fisherman?'', I like to reply,'' You bet, I caught three bass twice once !'', just to see the expression on their faces.