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What's Your Best Fishing One Liner !

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Ok, I'll get it started.

To fish, or not to fish,that is not a question!

My fish is bigger than yours

Here's a famous one: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

So what's the best you got? Post it up!

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my fishing buddy is an older guy, and he's always got these corny shirts with fishy sayings:

 

"I live with fear everyday.....but some days she lets me go fishing!" is probably my favourite 

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All fishermen are liars except for you and me and I'm not so sure about you.

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Where are the fish?

In the water!

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Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll go fishing.  Henry David Thoreau

 

I'd rather be on the lake thinking about God, than in church thinking about fishing.  

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"Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point." - Thomas McGuane

 

"The finest gift you can give to any fisherman is to put a good fish back, and who knows if the fish that you caught isn't someone else's gift to you?" Lee Wulff

 

Two of my favorites...

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Cant catch a fish unless you wet your line

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Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll go fishing. Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be on the lake thinking about God, than in church thinking about fishing.

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Give a man fish...feed him for a day!

Teach a man to fish...confuse him for a life time!

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better question is what is your favorite " one word"er" on the lake........

 

I normally don't compete an entire line, just one solid good word.

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My father-in-law had a sign in his office

Fisherman: a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end of the line.

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A common question after a day of fishing

"Where'd you catch them at?"

 

My response

"Right in the mouth!"

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"Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.” — Chuck Clark

 

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” — Doug Larson

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Watch your own bobber...

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"Good Boat, Good Bait, Good Beer, & Good Bye . . . . "

 

A-Jay

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Fishing is a waste of time. Catching is worth all the time you wasted fishing.

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I've got a bright chartreuse shirt I wear during weeknights tournaments that says in big, bold letters "If you can read this you're fishing too close!"

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Shut up and fish !

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Be careful. Might get your arm broke.

Jeff

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Be careful. Might get your arm broke.

Jeff

 

 

Oh-oh, No Good, Get the Net !

 

A-Jay

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Oh-oh, better get the camera out. Get the measuring device out too.

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