Am I the only one that sits on the toilet until their legs fall asleep? I get up and Im like a newborn foal wobbling around.

I think it from the elbows resting on the knees for too long lol. Cuts off the circulation.

Herpes. 

Diabetes? Blood flow? Old age? Riggamortis?

I get pre riggamortis if I stay in one spot for too long.

Deep leg thrombosis.

Maybe you should change you position on the commode:

Or perhaps, without a commode:

Not me. I power em out and get on with my day!

Herpes.

I ruled that out decades ago.

Yup. Its only you.

I get restless leg syndrome. It can get messy. 

No.

Only when on here reading raiders threads. I get up with dead legs and two big red marks where my elbows cut off the circulation.

Depends on what I am reading or looking at. I have read two 150-200 page books on the toilet. Not at one time. Got in to what I was reading. Right now I have a 1500 page tool catalog on the bathroom. Haven't had my legs fall asleep yet.

Depends on what I am reading or looking at. I have read two 150-200 page books on the toilet. Not at one time. Got in to what I was reading. Right now I have a 1500 page tool catalog on the bathroom. Haven't had my legs fall asleep yet.

Takes some serious conditioning to get to this point!

Its not that bad. Its not like I sit there and read the whole catalog.

My wife thinks I'm ridiculous for spending as much time as I do on the thinkin' man's throne. My legs are always falling asleep.

My wife thinks I'm ridiculous for spending as much time as I do on the thinkin' man's throne. My legs are always falling asleep.

Mine too always accuses me of doing things lol really it's where I read raiders posts and play Simpsons tap out game on my phone lol

lmao ... Gotta love some of these bassresource forum topics