The nationally known advice columnist is at it again. I mean really how can you give such crummy advice and have people eat it up like they do?

Today's question regard not inviting rude, judgmental, and unpleasant coworkers to a wedding. Yet still finding a way to invite your friendly coworkers. Today's answer. Invite the friendly ones and not the others. If the others ask why, be tactful and explain its financial reasons. So as not to hurt their feelings.

Oh come the **** on! How does that solve the problem? "I'm sorry Laura and Steve we are on a very constrained budget." WRONG WRONG WRONG ******* WRONG!!!!! Now Laura and Steve think yourself and your spouse are poor or having financial problems. You gotta let them know they are the problem. Otherwise they will continue their current unacceptable behavior. Grow a pair and let them have it. "No Laura you aren't invited to my wedding. Your shrill voice and judgmental attitude are mostly to blame. The fact that you dress like a 10 dollar hooker and smell like a freaking perfume bottle exploded in a Clorox plant are the other reason." "Steve you aren't invited either. Honestly I just don't like you. I find you boring. You need to stop gossiping with the women folk in the office. No one cares what you think. Also the fact you live in your moms basement and drive a Porshe Boxster are the other reason. You are a utter and complete tool. Get a life or a razor blade." Why sugar coat it? I swear if you can't take a little criticism then go off your self in a field somewhere. What is wrong with people today.

Rant over.

Hahahha!!!! Thats real talk right there raider.

I thought by the title of this, this was going to be an autobiography.

Even better advice. Don't get married. Take half of everything you make and put it in savings, then when you split up go look at your bank account see how much you saved and smile.

I thought by the title of this, this was going to be an autobiography.

I honestly thought the same thing when I wrote it. Soon as I typed the title it crossed my mine. I may do that when I eventually get around to writing one. The other two ideas. The Inane Mutterings of a Electrician. Or wait for it..... Raider! The Man, the Myth, the Legend! Insane musings and tales of Americas most fascinating electrical worker.

I like the second the best. I'll post up a synopsis for the cover sleeve in a little while.

Dr. Ruth-aider

I honestly thought the same thing when I wrote it. Soon as I typed the title it crossed my mine. I may do that when I eventually get around to writing one. The other two ideas. The Inane Mutterings of a Electrician. Or wait for it..... Raider! The Man, the Myth, the Legend! Insane musings and tales of Americas most fascinating electrical worker.

I like the second the best. I'll post up a synopsis for the cover sleeve in a little while.

 

Try the following.

 

Shocking Advice From Today's Most Electrifying Columnist!

 

 

 

 

You're Welcome.

Try the following.

 

Shocking Advice From Today's Most Electrifying Columnist!

 

 

 

 

You're Welcome.

 

 

Dr. Ruth-aider

I like them both.

People are really crying about not getting a invite to a wedding. I try my hardest to get out of going to them.

I wonder if Raider ever gets invited to weddings?

I wonder if Raider ever gets invited to weddings?

Just same sex ones

I wonder if Raider ever gets invited to weddings?

Yup. Never really go though. Unless its a VERY close friend. Otherwise I just take a gift and inform the happy couple that I don't do weddings. Also that they shouldn't feel special cause I tell everyone the same thing.

Just same sex ones

We don't have those in the deep south. So the issue never comes up. However, I would go to one in a heart beat. Lezzies are cool. If they just weren't so darn mean. We could get along wonderfully. We have SO much in common.

As for the other pairing? Sometimes its nice to be pampered and waited on hand and foot. Just to crush the poor guys dreams. Cause well I don't swing like that. So yeah. I would attend one of those type events. Plus it would infuriate all the good ol boys and polite southern folk down here. Which is an added bonus.

Lol

I knew you would

Try the following.

 

Shocking Advice From Today's Most Electrifying Columnist!

 

 

 

 

You're Welcome.

This for the win!

You should do a book Raider maybe title it

"A Rednecks guide to modern living."

Seriously you probably could make money off of it.

I do think the man could make millions. If he wrote a autobiography. I like the Idea of a TV show better though.

I do think the man could make millions. If he wrote a autobiography. I like the Idea of a TV show better though.

TV show has already been done. It's called Jerry Springer

Dr Raider Pertater's Tell All Book About Life.  And stuff.

 

There's your title.  Now you just have to write the book. 

Please include me in the credits.

 

Dr Raider Pertater's Tell All Book About Life. And stuff.

There's your title. Now you just have to write the book.

Please include me in the credits.

and please, no editing.

 

Dr Raider Pertater's Tell All Book About Life. And stuff.

There's your title. Now you just have to write the book.

Please include me in the credits.

and please, no editing.

 

 

At least not let you do the editing since you can't even quote correctly

I nominate tipptruck1 to do the editing.

I nominate tipptruck1 to do the editing.

That would be a total mess. I am not going to lie about that. Between dyslexia. ADD, and my spelling. He would be better off having a monkey edit it for him. No I am not kidding. Now if he would need some thing machined out of metal. That would be right up my alley.

That would be a total mess. I am not going to lie about that. Between dyslexia. ADD, and my spelling. He would be better off having a monkey edit it for him. No I am not kidding. Now if he would need some thing machined out of metal. That would be right up my alley.

Ya got me on the dyslexia. I got the other two though.

Ya got me on the dyslexia. I got the other two though.

 

Don't forget the Herp.