I used to get upset when losing a big fish.  I don't lose very many, so I don't get upset any more, its all part of the game.  "Its better to have played and lost , then never to have played at all!!!!!!"  Life goes on, don't sweat the little things.

It rhymes with luck.

Believe it or not,I don't curse,get mad or throw rods.What's the point?Now back when I was in a club,well that's a different story.Lol

"I am sure it was just a peckerwood"

"I will just sit down and drink a beer I guess"

I also hand my rod to whoever in the boat and let them know I don't need it anymore, and will just work the trolling motor if it was a good fish.

We call 'em Moby as in they are now our white whale to chase- and they always took our lunch money when they break off a bait.  That freakin' Moby...  What a jerk.  Always taking my lunch money.  

Welp , there goes another dissatisfied lip piercing customer , this can't be good for business , NEXT !!

 

 

Honey, I need a new rod , this ones defective ...

 Aside from a variety of swear words :

 

"Must have been a pickerel"

 

"That was just a kibby " (Out of stater term for a panfish)

 

"She took me to school"

 

My favorite:

 

"She flipped me the fin"

 

Its just like giving someone "the finger"

Aside from a variety of swear words :

"Must have been a pickerel"

"That was just a kibby " (Out of stater term for a panfish)

"She took me to school"

My favorite:

"She flipped me the fin"

Its just like giving someone "the finger"

I tell myself no it wasn't a keeper anyway

"Seriously???" If I saw it was a big bass

 

"Must be a pickerel" if I didn't see it.

 

"That's why its called fishing, not catching" if it was a small bass

 

"Deep breath and silence" If a really nice keeper bass.

 

(Also useful that hubby can't see my face because of the buff)

I've watched many a nice fish get lost, if I loose one its normally "Dam" followed by a quick sarcastic laugh with a few hops(not in a boat though).  The best reponses I always enjoyed on the charterboats is when someone would loose a nice fish, then give the guy next to them the "look what you did" look, lower their head and walk away.  Guess it was easier to blame the other guy fishing that had nothing to do with it then accept that it was their fault.  But it always made me laugh inside.

Pretty much a handful of F bombs..

"Seriously???" If I saw it was a big bass

"Must be a pickerel" if I didn't see it.

"That's why its called fishing, not catching" if it was a small bass

"Deep breath and silence" If a really nice keeper bass.

(Also useful that hubby can't see my face because of the buff)

Yea "seriously" I use that also combined with a few other words. Hmmmm maybe I have anger issues haha

When it counts I too have a slew of colorful words. But mine may make a sailor blush.

Oh don't get me wrong I will make them chuckle. But I'm not out there throwing rods, cursing at the top of my lungs. And I save my expletives for larger fish, and lost lures.

"Son of a betcha thought I was gonna swear"

 

"Shut the front door"

 

"That was a nine..."

 

"I just lost a customer"

 

"That ones gonna leave a mark"

If I am being good

Mother Father

Usually there is no restraint. Too bad fishing isn't like golf and you could just throw your pole then calmly walk over and get it unless you stuck it in a tree or the pond.

For me it's :

Mother F*****

F***

If it's a giant, then following the slur of colorful words is me throwing the rod at the console

I have wove some tapestries of obsenities that still float above some lakes to this day.

And yes i kiss my mother with that mouth lol

Did you see the size of that SOB!!!!

Yea "seriously" I use that also combined with a few other words. Hmmmm maybe I have anger issues haha

I chopped down a tree to get 3 of my lures back.....lol

I dont carry machetes for nothing, thats for sure

My choice of words... Not appropriate for posting. Silence and a crazy look on my face follow shortly after. That is all...

 

$#&%

,Bill

Mother f****r S**t.

Munsoned