Dear Raider, what is the meaning of life??!! Surprised nobody has asked this yet?

Plus, how come I pee a little when I giggle.......

Dear Raider,

 

Pork Bellies or Oranges?

Dear Raider

 

Do rats drink tea and become super rats?

 

Reason I ask is I arrived at the parking garage at 4:45 this morning but my pass won't work until 5. So I parked outside a tea and snack shop., Now, I normally see rats running up and down the sidewalks. I can only assume they are eating the homeless peoples leftovers. These particular rats from this morning were running back and forth from their hideaway to the tea shop. They were much larger than the rats I normally encounter. Could I be onto something? Sould I be scared?

Dear Slonezp,

Yes you are definitely on to something. Until the start shooting laser death rays from their tails, you should be fine.

Unless these were construction rats. In which case just shoo them away. Or throw them a penny or dime. They will build whatever you like for pocket change. Heavens knows we got too many of them running around.

Dear Raider, what is the meaning of life??!! Surprised nobody has asked this yet?

Plus, how come I pee a little when I giggle.......

Dear Quanjig,

The meaning of life is two things. Fishing and Harley Davidsons.

You pee when you giggle for reasons which are unknown to me. Honestly I would seek medical help. That may be a sign of having caught something you can't wipe off. I'm not too sure though.

Dear Raider,

 

Pork Bellies or Oranges?

Dear Smokinal,

Why choose between the two? Pork Bellies stuffed with oranges.

Dear .ghoti.,

I got caught up tonight with some other stuff. I will work on your question at lunch tomorrow.

Dear Raider,

 

When will the Raiders win a Super Bowl?

Dear Raider,

What happened to Tony Soprano?

Dear Raider,

 

When will the Raiders win a Super Bowl?

Dear Big C,

They will win the superbowl this year.

Dear Raider,

What happened to Tony Soprano?

Dear EvanT123,

He is sleeping with the fishes. Which is a shame cause he was such a nice boy, and that's just filthy.

Dear Big C,

They will win the superbowl this year.

This proves your a fraud..were better off calling Dionne Warwick.

Dear .ghoti.,

I got caught up tonight with some other stuff. I will work on your question at lunch tomorrow.

 

I'm probably wrong, but the only person I can think of that has a fish for a pet is Mrs. Ghoti!

This proves your a fraud..were better off calling Dionne Warwick.

Dear deaknh03,

I aint never claimed to be a prophet or fortune teller.

I'm probably wrong, but the only person I can think of that has a fish for a pet is Mrs. Ghoti!

 

and cat in the hat.

Dear Big C,

They will win the superbowl this year.

That's a trick answer. The Superbowl has already been played this year. That makes it impossible for them to win the Superbowl this year, but no less impossible for them to win it in the foreseeable future.

Now, on to more serious matters (the Raiders winning the superbowl is a fantasy that exists only in your mind), if a brother and sister get married in (fill in the state), can she keep her maiden name?

Dear Raider,

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Jeff

That's a trick answer. The Superbowl has already been played this year. That makes it impossible for them to win the Superbowl this year, but no less impossible for them to win it in the foreseeable future.Now, on to more serious matters (the Raiders winning the superbowl is a fantasy that exists only in your mind), if a brother and sister get married in (fill in the state), can she keep her maiden name?

Dear Fishing Rhino,

I'm not sure about other states. However in parts of Alabama and most all of Mississippi, you can divorce your wife and still be brother and sister.

Dear Raider,

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Jeff

For the same reason that ships carry cargo, and trucks carry shipments.

Dear Big C,

They will win the superbowl this year.

 

The irony of the Raiders winning Super Bowl 50 at the 49ers new stadium would be amazing. 

 

By the way if you are interested, I'll sell you my 50 yard Super Bowl 50 seats at the discount price of $10k a piece.  

Dear Raider,

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Dear Raider,

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Along those lines, here is another conundrum. If there is a bus crash on the NC/SC border, where do they bury the survivors?

Along those lines, here is another conundrum. If there is a bus crash on the NC/SC border, where do they bury the survivors?

I think Alabama is the only state legal to bury survivors.

Along those lines, here is another conundrum. If there is a bus crash on the NC/SC border, where do they bury the survivors?

Lol: Took me a couple minutes figure that out, and I'm the one who posted the first one!

See if you can figure this one out Raider

 

Where do you bury a dead survivor?

 

 

The answer:  Mississippi

 

 

Why???

Why does this remind me of the story about a single engine Cessna that had nosed dived into the middle of a cemetery in a small Yooper village. 

 

The news quoted that the local fire chief, Sven Jorgenson stating that they had already recovered 32 bodies!