Have my sense of humor while your gf is in labor.

I'm at the hospital with my gf who's in labor contractions every 5 min and I'm sitting here making jokes bout her breathing and taking pictures of the faces she makes. I've been told I'm going to get stabbed many times and that she hates me haha then the contraction stops and she loves me again hahahahahahaha.

Tell her to hurry up. Football starts in an hour

Wow, future father of the year here.

Haha she's out and in my arms Lydia Grace 8-1 20.5"

Cool! Football starts in 14 minutes

Not a football fan sorry unless we're talking fat smallmouth bass

Congratulations!

I'm just playin with ya. Congrats

d**n, not a football fan either? Hey at least your women delivered in less than 36 hours (my son ) & less than 23 hours ( my daughter ) .. After a while I would say " I'm tired how much longer? She has never forgot...

Congratulations on your new baby..

d**n, not a football fan either? Hey at least your women delivered in less than 36 hours (my son ) & less than 23 hours ( my daughter ) .. After a while I would say " I'm tired how much longer? She has never forgot...

Congratulations on your new baby..

Didn't take long we got here around 730 8 and went to the triage they checked she was 6cm so they gave us a room checked again about 10ish and she was 8cm another hour went by so they broke her water and she was here about 10minutes later.

Congrats on the new addition. Daddy`s little girls are special.

 

About the labor thing. My policy is to stay out of arms reach of a women in labor and ignore  anything said at that time.

Congrats on the new addition. Daddy`s little girls are special.

About the labor thing. My policy is to stay out of arms reach of a women in labor and ignore anything said at that time.

Yeah that was my plan but then they wanted me to help and I seen things things a man should never see lol. But it's over I'm done having kids this is my 4th counting my adopted daughter but I was there for that birth also but it was a section.

This gives me two girls and two boys all fishing fanatics well this one will be I'm sure cuz her mama sure loved fishing everyday while pregnant.

Congrats!! You all done adding to your cult?

Nice

Congrats!! You all done adding to your cult?

Oh yeah done she's getting tied and I'm gonna go get snipped if the VA will cover it if not guess the ole farmers rubber band trick will have to do lol.

Oh yeah done she's getting tied and I'm gonna go get snipped if the VA will cover it if not guess the ole farmers rubber band trick will have to do lol.

Thanks for ruining dinner.

Congrats bro!

I'm hesitant to say anything about rubber-bands..

Congrats buddy!

Congrats! Glad to see she looks healthy!

Another keeper....congrats

Oh yeah done she's getting tied and I'm gonna go get snipped if the VA will cover it if not guess the ole farmers rubber band trick will have to do lol.

 

Some will not know what that means ,but my reaction is owweeee

 

FWIW===A friend got snipped after  two daughters . The hubby and wife  decided they wanted more kids after the girls reached their late teens,so he went to Chicago with $1K cash in hand to see a Dr who reconnected him. And yes, they  had two sons as a result. All normal great people.

C22

This is my 4th two of each counting my adopted daughter I'm more then done.

The towel is used all over the country.

I have one from when my grandson was born five years ago.

Used the same ones on my granddaughter bourn three years ago.