I don't see a wedding band???

Wedding band and electricity don't mix. Not wearing it is the safest thing he could ever do. Unlike a woman, once electricity grabs you, it never lets you go.

Wedding band and electricity don't mix. Not wearing it is the safest thing he could ever do. Unlike a woman, once electricity grabs you, it never lets you go.

It's being tatted on my ring finger next week. That's my tattoo artists wedding gift to us. He is giving us matching wedding bands.

We know you had a pre wedding party.

 

So, what did you do for excitement on your wedding night.

Went to some friends house. Had exactly 3 ounces of liquor. Went back to my parents house and hung out with my genius sister until her boyfriend showed up at 3 AM. Then went to bed and woke up at 830 AM.

Yup.. Cool pics raider, congrats dude..

Now, why the hell you trim your beard back? Wuss...lol

To make my grandmom happy.

When did Raider get his sex change? I must have missed that saga some were.

It's being tatted on my ring finger next week. That's my tattoo artists wedding gift to us. He is giving us matching wedding bands.

I know my eyesight isn't the best.  I don't see some things that are there, but I don't see things that aren't there, yet.  But I could swear I see a ring on each of Raider's hands in the wedding photos. 

Congrats to you and your wife. Thanks for always bringing this section of the forum to life.

Congrats to you and your wife. Thanks for always bringing this section of the forum to life.

Thank you kindly sir. I try to bring a little entertainment value to this section.

I know my eyesight isn't the best.  I don't see some things that are there, but I don't see things that aren't there, yet.  But I could swear I see a ring on each of Raider's hands in the wedding photos.

There is a ring on both hands in the pictures. There is now a wedding ring on my left hand too. We exchanged rings. However we opted for the tats as well. I actually scaled down to only wearing those two rings for the pictures. I have a ring for almost every finger except my thumbs.

Congratulations Raider.  It's too bad I'm all the way out in CA.  Otherwise, you could count me in for a night of drinking and debauchery. 

 

I couldn't guarantee you'd make it to your wedding in time though.  Would she mind if you were carried in on a stretcher?

Congratulations Raider.  It's too bad I'm all the way out in CA.  Otherwise, you could count me in for a night of drinking and debauchery. 

 

I couldn't guarantee you'd make it to your wedding in time though.  Would she mind if you were carried in on a stretcher?

 

Raider is not your average man.  You'd need a stretcher with handles along the sides like a casket.  He'd need at least four groom bearers to prevent hernias, or is it hernii?

Watch Duck Dynasty those guys don't stop hunting for nobody.

We can learn a lot from Phil Robertson.

For almost 42 years now I been in a marriage, a partnership, of understanding. My hobbies are never infringed upon. We agree to give each other are own space at times. It works.

Raider is not your average man.  You'd need a stretcher with handles along the sides like a casket.  He'd need at least four groom bearers to prevent hernias, or is it hernii?

 

What if we just throw him in the back of a dump truck and let the truck do it's job when we get close to the Church entrance?

What if we just throw him in the back of a dump truck and let the truck do it's job when we get close to the Church entrance?

 

That, or a forklift.  Raider size of course.

 

lol awesome. Forklift may need bigger tires to avoid blowout 

I would if i was closer,,and the chicks gotta have meat on the bones and really nice toogies

lol awesome. Forklift may need bigger tires to avoid blowout 

This should work.

HA that should accommodate both the bride and groom

I got to give Raider credit, he does take the jokes well.

 

Best of luck and happiness to you sir. 

When did Raider get his sex change? I must have missed that saga some were.

He went from a woman to a man right before he joined the forum.

I got to give Raider credit, he does take the jokes well.

 

Best of luck and happiness to you sir. 

 

My dad said this about me many decades ago.  And I suspect Raider's dad must have said the same to him.  If he didn't, he should have.

 

"You're like the guy who keeps hitting himself over the head with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop."

"Let's have a bachelor party with chicks, and booze, and guns, and fire trucks."

-Dope-

I believe Edsel hit it right on the head there. Perhaps I shall do that tomorrow night. It's my final night of being unwed. She Who Must be Obeyed, nixed my plan to go coon hunting. So I have to find another way to amuse myself. Who's coming?

Awesome movie.... Absolutely hilarious. ..

He went from a woman to a man right before he joined the forum.

You are the one that told me which doctor to use. You said he did an amazing job with yours as well, sweet heart.

My dad said this about me many decades ago.  And I suspect Raider's dad must have said the same to him.  If he didn't, he should have.

 

"You're like the guy who keeps hitting himself over the head with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop."

Ladle not hammer.

Ladle not hammer.

 

You are correct in your case.  But remember my dad said that to me sixty plus or minus years ago.  That was long before I learned that ladles could be used for more than cooking.