I don't think I could even make this stuff up....seriously...

"His best cover is the element of surprise"

http://darkthirtynews.com/man-arrested-for-breaking-into-homes-and-tickling-butholes/

And his dad..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon

Definitely fake but hilarious. 

"The string of break-ins happened overnight.  The community was so alarmed they started sleeping on their back."  

 

15 hours ago, deaknh03 said:

And his dad..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon

Elgin IL is one town west of me...just saying. ..

 

There's a boat named The Enema Bandit on my home water 

That's funny right there. That is funny.

17 hours ago, slonezp said:

Elgin IL is one town west of me...just saying. ..

 

There's a boat named The Enema Bandit on my home water 

Just one boat?  I would think there would be fleets of them.

There used to be an old wood skiff on the Westport River which went by the moniker of "The Vaseline Queen".

29 minutes ago, Fishing Rhino said:

Just one boat.  I would think there would be fleets of them.

There used to be an old wood skiff on the Westport River which went by the moniker of "The Vaseline Queen".

Wow! You never cease to amaze me

42 minutes ago, Fishing Rhino said:

Just one boat.  I would think there would be fleets of them.

There used to be an old wood skiff on the Westport River which went by the moniker of "The Vaseline Queen".

 

11 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Wow! You never cease to amaze me

Thanks for highlighting that... it somehow slipped by me.  I hate to miss a good laugh!

 

Tight lines,

Bob

5 hours ago, desmobob said:

 

Thanks for highlighting that... it somehow slipped by me.  I hate to miss a good laugh!

 

Tight lines,

Bob

That shows that you are not as twisted as slonezp or I.  Hang around for a while longer and you'll reach our level of corruption/contamination.  It's inevitable, and incurable.

6 hours ago, slonezp said:

Wow! You never cease to amaze me

It was something a little birdie told me.

15 hours ago, Fishing Rhino said:

That shows that you are not as twisted as slonezp or I.  Hang around for a while longer and you'll reach our level of corruption/contamination.  It's inevitable, and incurable.

 

Oh, I'm pretty well twisted, corrupt and contaminated.  Just a bit slow sometimes...

Tight lines,

Bob