This is an actual text conversation we had yesterday.  She was leaving work to head home and sent me a text to let me know.  I'll let you know in advance that she drives a lifted 2dr Wrangler that I built for her.   

 

Wife:  Your dream woman is on her way home!

 

Me:  How did you find out?

 

Wife:  She's with me.  We're on our way home to give you everything you've ever dreamed of. 

 

Me:  Bull$&!t.  That Jeep won't tow a 21ft Skeeter bass boat.  

 

 

I don't know why she's married to me but I'm sure glad she's got a sense of humor because I couldn't live without her.  

37 minutes ago, BigAngus752 said:

This is an actual text conversation we had yesterday.  She was leaving work to head home and sent me a text to let me know.  I'll let you know in advance that she drives a lifted 2dr Wrangler that I built for her.   

 

Wife:  Your dream woman is on her way home!

 

Me:  How did you find out?

 

Wife:  She's with me.  We're on our way home to give you everything you've ever dreamed of. 

 

Me:  Bull$&!t.  That Jeep won't tow a 21ft Skeeter bass boat.  

 

 

I don't know why she's married to me but I'm sure glad she's got a sense of humor because I couldn't live without her.  

That's awesome man! My old lady has been quoting dumb and dumber at opportune times lately...its been great.

Funny! We sometimes joke like that too.
 

My wife usually says something like, “where would you ever find a woman like me?” I usually laugh but I’ve been tempted to say, “wait. Let me find my list first. Now where did I put it?”

truthfully, she’s right. 

On 10/29/2020 at 8:32 PM, DitchPanda said:

That's awesome man! My old lady has been quoting dumb and dumber at opportune times lately...its been great.

My #1 favorite movie of all time, no contest!!!! My wife? Not so much... ?

The fact she's driving a 2dr Jeep " you probably lifted it" speaks volumes. 

My wife of 35 years absolutely hates my Rubicon with a passion.