Hey  The new girlfriend told me her company has box seats at Shea. She also let the cat out of the bag SHE IS A YANKEE FAN :-? Her company also has box seat in Yankee Stadium I HAVE NEVER STEPPED foot in the place. The only way she gets us to shea is if I go to the Bronx with her :'(

So I guess my first trip to the Bronx is looming on the horizion, Im breaking out in a rash man. I will just have to wear the opposing teams cap ;D

Here is what you need.

A sign

Hey G man What do you sell couches for a living!!!!!!!! Because thats were I will be  

HEYYY!  CONGRATULATIONS OL' BUDDY!!   WHAT A LUCKY MAN!  

Come on Muddy...  It surely isn't gonna kill ya to take in a game at the most storied stadium in all of baseball.  

(hydracortizone for the rash)

Pretend you are somewhere else, Mizu no Kokoro, mind as clear as water that can be translated to more earthly terms: free your mind ...... your arse will follow.  

WELL WELL WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First let me say this girl has good taste and alot of class. So you need to hold on to her. I hope you now have the good sense to realize that being a Yankee fan is simply not only the right thing to do......it's also alot more fun!

You know I can fix you up with all the proper attire and give you the "Yankee Fan 101" class at special introductory rates.

Remember the lady is always right and in this case its sooooooo TRUE.....

YANKEES WIN..........YANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS You better wear that t shirt I sent you on your New Years Eve date  ;D ;D ;D

Hey Yankee Mooks I will keep the lady but me as a Yankee Fan will never,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever, happen

Well, if I was FORCED to wear a Yankees cap, I would go with the NY Yankees Cooperstown Wool Classic Cap, as it doesn't look like the regular Yankees hat.  

No woman is worth me cheering for the Yankees!  Now if she has a nice boat, truck,, maybe we can talk!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No woman is worth me cheering for the Yankees! Now if she has a nice boat, truck,, maybe we can talk!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That guy has his priorities straight. 8-)

Hey muddy if i where you i would just go with your girl, and wear a mets hat, shirt, undershirt, pants, socks, shoes, and underwear. If you do this the baseball gods will forgive you.

You can do it muddy. I too have visited the dark side. But for me it was Wrigley Field. I didnt go as a Cubs fan (even though I had a cubs shirt and hat on from a previous Little league team), I went as a baseball fan (and secretly pulled for the Marlins). Thats what you gotta do. I'm glad I went and cause it was pretty cool. I think all baseball fans need to go to Wrigley once. Just ask her to take you when the Yanks play the Mets.

Hey Bassmasta7 you certainly know a lot about baseball for your age Women thats another thing If we went to a Yanks vs Mets game it would equal INSTANT ARGUEMENT  ;D

Women... PFFF... Any Yankee fan would get into an instant argument with a Mets fan.

Wow!

Next thing you know, you will be a member of the Posse!

I can't wait to see you at Fork with all your Yankee stuff!

Wow!

Next thing you know, you will be a member of the Posse!

I can't wait to see you at Fork with all your Yankee stuff!

OUCH!  That'll leave a mark!

Hey Yankee Mooks I will keep the lady but me as a Yankee Fan will never,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever, happen

WOW! How many "evers" can ya get. :

Maybe we should ask the Lady if she will keep you?? :-/ :-/

If ya ask me... wearing all that Mets crap will give ya a rash sooner than any trip to the Bronx!

(P.S. Who ya callin' a mook? Ya crazy MOOK!)

Hey fellas all I can say about all your comments is

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FISHING MOOK FRIENDS INCLUDING THE YANKEE FANS

You all have made a positive impact on my fishing as well as my life

Wow!

Next thing you know, you will be a member of the Posse!

I can't wait to see you at Fork with all your Yankee stuff!

Now you are talkin RW......all we gotta do at the Fork is put a Yankee cap on him and hand him a Shimano reel to try out and we'll have us a converted Mook!  

The only thing Thats gonna be converted at the Fork is the Rice for Alpster's Gumbo

Hey Muddy, as someone who has been in a similar situation, it is survivable.  Visiting the enemy's camp is not so bad - its somewhat entertaining.  Once went to the dookies old cameron gym in full UNC wear - highly ecommend you sport your colors as ohers have suggested, it helps fight off the demons that are lurking about.  Plus, if you are there and they lose, you will be cheering louder than anybody!  Its great!

Eddie

WARNING:  Guys like to send you shirts.  If you bow in on this one or EVER switch posse's, I'll get you one that looks like this.

Elaine   owns me

and on the back

"Mook of all mooks"

;D