REBUTTLE

So are you trying to sound southern, or are you trying out for Forrest Gump part 2?

I guess there really isn't much difference.

Momma said redneck is as redneck does.

SLLOOOOWWW DOOWWNNNNN ;D

what do you mean by "you folks"

Okay, I'm dying here... I've been waiting and waiting for Burley's New England Accent Rebuttal where is it?  Burley, in case you're looking for some dialect here are a few of my favorites.

Ascared: Scared

Awed: Odd

Cawna: Where two streets meet; sometimes, a small neighborhood. "Did you evha drink at da bahs on Field's Cawna."

Chowdah: As in New England Clam Chowder

Der: An interjection indicating disdain for someone else's stupidity, as in, "The old Gahden was way betta than the new Fleet Centa, Der!"

Down Cella: The basement. As in; "Run down cella and get me a dishtowel outta the drya." Fraid: Afraid

Gahbge: Garbage or Trash

Gawd: God

Green Monsta: The Green Monster - the big green wall surrounding Fenway Park.

Hahbah: Harbor

Howahya?": How are you?

Kah: Car or Automobile

Kegga: A Keg Party

Pahk: Park - "Mary did a wicked pissa job pahking the car. She hit everything but the lottery."

Saddadee: The day after Friday.

Sha-pee: A Sharpie Marker

Skeeza: Girl with a "bad" reputation: "That skeeza was all ova my man at Joey's kegga pahty.

Suppah: Meal served around 6 p.m.

Tie-ed: Tired

Weeyahded Out: Pronounced wierded out. When one feels weird or uncompfortable about or in a situation.

Wicked frick'n pissa!: Something that's just absolutely too cool for words.

Wifebeata: The white undah shirt (either a tight Tee or, especially a white Tanktop)

Witcha: A short way of saying with yah or with you. "What's up witcha today?"

Burley, please do a Rebuttle. I'm dying to hear it. You better practice first!!! ;D

My yankanese is 10x worse than LBH's redneckish. :-/

Okay, I'm dying here... I've been waiting and waiting for Burley's New England Accent Rebuttal where is it? Burley, in case you're looking for some dialect here are a few of my favorites.

Ascared: Scared

Awed: Odd

Cawna: Where two streets meet; sometimes, a small neighborhood. "Did you evha drink at da bahs on Field's Cawna."

Chowdah: As in New England Clam Chowder

Der: An interjection indicating disdain for someone else's stupidity, as in, "The old Gahden was way betta than the new Fleet Centa, Der!"

Down Cella: The basement. As in; "Run down cella and get me a dishtowel outta the drya." Fraid: Afraid

Gahbge: Garbage or Trash

Gawd: God

Green Monsta: The Green Monster - the big green wall surrounding Fenway Park.

Hahbah: Harbor

Howahya?": How are you?

Kah: Car or Automobile

Kegga: A Keg Party

Pahk: Park - "Mary did a wicked pissa job pahking the car. She hit everything but the lottery."

Saddadee: The day after Friday.

Sha-pee: A Sharpie Marker

Skeeza: Girl with a "bad" reputation: "That skeeza was all ova my man at Joey's kegga pahty.

Suppah: Meal served around 6 p.m.

Tie-ed: Tired

Weeyahded Out: Pronounced wierded out. When one feels weird or uncompfortable about or in a situation.

Wicked frick'n pissa!: Something that's just absolutely too cool for words.

Wifebeata: The white undah shirt (either a tight Tee or, especially a white Tanktop)

Witcha: A short way of saying with yah or with you. "What's up witcha today?"

;D ;D

Okay, I'm dying here... I've been waiting and waiting for Burley's New England Accent Rebuttal where is it?  Burley, in case you're looking for some dialect here are a few of my favorites.

Ascared: Scared

Awed: Odd

Cawna: Where two streets meet; sometimes, a small neighborhood. "Did you evha drink at da bahs on Field's Cawna."

Chowdah: As in New England Clam Chowder

Der: An interjection indicating disdain for someone else's stupidity, as in, "The old Gahden was way betta than the new Fleet Centa, Der!"

Down Cella: The basement. As in; "Run down cella and get me a dishtowel outta the drya." Fraid: Afraid

Gahbge: Garbage or Trash

Gawd: God

Green Monsta: The Green Monster - the big green wall surrounding Fenway Park.

Hahbah: Harbor

Howahya?": How are you?

Kah: Car or Automobile

Kegga: A Keg Party

Pahk: Park - "Mary did a wicked pissa job pahking the car. She hit everything but the lottery."

Saddadee: The day after Friday.

Sha-pee: A Sharpie Marker

Skeeza: Girl with a "bad" reputation: "That skeeza was all ova my man at Joey's kegga pahty.

Suppah: Meal served around 6 p.m.

Tie-ed: Tired

Weeyahded Out: Pronounced wierded out. When one feels weird or uncompfortable about or in a situation.

Wicked frick'n pissa!: Something that's just absolutely too cool for words.

Wifebeata: The white undah shirt (either a tight Tee or, especially a white Tanktop)

Witcha: A short way of saying with yah or with you. "What's up witcha today?"

You forgot Jeet.  As in: jeet yet?  (did you eat yet?)

Russ,

Do what now?  ;D

;D ;D ;D

Son! This thread is a solid 10.

I don't know where to start...Well, try this:

Russ, lots of guys like cats, but we NEVER admit it. You can't have a cat in a Man video.

No grits & gravy, either. Biscuits & gravy are usually served with grits, but come seperately. Grits are served with a whole stick of butter or cheese or both! And most guys like sweet milk with their breakfast, too.

;D ;D ;D

Son! This thread is a solid 10.

I don't know where to start...Well, try this:

Russ, lots of guys like cats, but we NEVER admit it. You can't have a cat in a Man video.

No grits & gravy, either. Biscuits & gravy are usually served with grits, but come seperately. Grits are served with a whole stick of butter or cheese or both! And most guys like sweet milk with their breakfast, too.

See?  That's what I'm talking about!!  CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM!!    ;D

and to quote my favorite all time cartoon charcter,

"I ams what I ams"

              -Popeye

The cat stays

;D ;D ;D

And most guys like sweet milk with their breakfast, too.

So does my cat.  

and to quote my favorite all time cartoon charcter,

"I ams what I ams"

            -Popeye

Good sense of humor LBH!!! glad you picked that Popeye quote, and not his other famous one:

That's alls I can stands, and I can't stands no more

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Now... hoping to not get myself in too much trouble... here are some computer terms - New England versus Redneck

New England Computer Terms

Log on - Make the wood stove hotta.

Log off - Don't add no more wood.

Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove.

Download - Getting the firewood off the truck.

Floppy disk - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood.

Ram - The thing that split that firewood.

Hard drive - Getting home in the winta.

Prompt - What the mail ain't during the winta.

Window - What to shut when it's cold outside.

Screen - What to shut during black fly season.

Screen saver - Duct tape for the torn window screen.

Byte - What the black flies do.

Bit - What the black flies did.

Megabyte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season.

Chip - Munchies for TV.

Microchip - The crumbs in the bag after you've eaten the chips.

Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway.

Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife.

Lap top - Where the beer spills when you pass out.

Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at McDonalds.

Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery.

Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerios box.

Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully.

Enter - The only way to win those magazine ad sweepstakes.

Web - What a spida makes.

Web site - What's found in the corners of high ceilings.

Cursor - Someone who swears.

Search engine - What you do when the caa dies.

Home page - Map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods.

Upgrade - Steep hill.

Server - Waitress.

Mail server - Male waitress, darn few in Maine.

Sound card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it.

User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing stuff.

Browser - A problem moose in the garden or blueberry patch.

Network - Mending holes in the fishnet.

Internet - Complicated fishnet repair method.

Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network.

Online - Good sign there'll be clean clothes this week.

Offline - The clothespins let go and the laundry falls to the ground.

Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big bass before it breaks the line.

ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM - Where the Pope lives.

SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

I don't get it.  :'(

invest some money into buying both of the jeff foxworthy redneck dictionaries

P.S. aint never had grits but yall need to try scrapple. basically if youve never been to the delmarva pinnensula youve probably never had it

Okay, I'm dying here... I've been waiting and waiting for Burley's New England Accent Rebuttal where is it? Burley, in case you're looking for some dialect here are a few of my favorites.

Ascared: Scared

Awed: Odd

Cawna: Where two streets meet; sometimes, a small neighborhood. "Did you evha drink at da bahs on Field's Cawna."

Chowdah: As in New England Clam Chowder

Der: An interjection indicating disdain for someone else's stupidity, as in, "The old Gahden was way betta than the new Fleet Centa, Der!"

Down Cella: The basement. As in; "Run down cella and get me a dishtowel outta the drya." Fraid: Afraid

Gahbge: Garbage or Trash

Gawd: God

Green Monsta: The Green Monster - the big green wall surrounding Fenway Park.

Hahbah: Harbor

Howahya?": How are you?

Kah: Car or Automobile

Kegga: A Keg Party

Pahk: Park - "Mary did a wicked pissa job pahking the car. She hit everything but the lottery."

Saddadee: The day after Friday.

Sha-pee: A Sharpie Marker

Skeeza: Girl with a "bad" reputation: "That skeeza was all ova my man at Joey's kegga pahty.

Suppah: Meal served around 6 p.m.

Tie-ed: Tired

Weeyahded Out: Pronounced wierded out. When one feels weird or uncompfortable about or in a situation.

Wicked frick'n pissa!: Something that's just absolutely too cool for words.

Wifebeata: The white undah shirt (either a tight Tee or, especially a white Tanktop)

Witcha: A short way of saying with yah or with you. "What's up witcha today?"

Maybe Iam to redneck but I cant say most of them words. I think I would be lost if I was ever up in new england.

and just so ya know... John Deere is headquartered inMoline Illinois The FIRST John Deer blacksmith shop though was just outside of Dixon Illinois (childhood home of Ronald Reagan)

funny thread!

AL

P.S. aint never had grits but yall need to try scrapple. basically if youve never been to the delmarva pinnensula youve probably never had it

I grew up in Pennsylvania Dutch country pan fried scrapple was a mainstay. And while growing up we had REAL scrapple, not the watered down FDA acceptable version of today. Back then it included whatever varmints the farmers rid from the fields including groundhog and rabbit, in addition to the other parts of cows and pigs not fit for human consumption. Hmmmm Delicious, just can't beat grey meat!

hey zel we also ate all the parts of the animal. We raised rabbits for food. The chicken we ate the liver, hart, and the gizzard. I also ate pickled pigs hocks and feet. My buddy can't stand watching me eat them. I have also had cows tounge it was pretty good. But I don't think any thing tops what my dad and my grandparents had for luch some times. They have told me many times that they would eat the pigs brain. Now you cant even get them even if you send in your own pig to market. But after all the junk I eat I will still not eat a hot dog.  

P.S. aint never had grits but yall need to try scrapple. basically if youve never been to the delmarva pinnensula youve probably never had it

I grew up in Pennsylvania Dutch country pan fried scrapple was a mainstay. And while growing up we had REAL scrapple, not the watered down FDA acceptable version of today. Back then it included whatever varmints the farmers rid from the fields including groundhog and rabbit, in addition to the other parts of cows and pigs not fit for human consumption. Hmmmm Delicious, just can't beat grey meat!

now that sounds good, if its better than the stuff from the store than i want to try it.tell ya the truth im glad i didnt find out what scrapple was made of until i had been eating it a while.if not i would have never eaten it cuz i used to be supper picky with my food

Howdy thar Russell next time I'm over in yer holler I'll bring down some shine and give ya some a them thar lessons on the way southern folk tawlk. ;D

*If it doesn't make sense to anyone I'm originally from KY but I don't really sound like that*

but he really does LOOK LIKE THAT