Overheard at a Maine dance social: Your smile is like that of a gal for a Crest commercial - nice tooth.

Compliments will get you everywhere.

tell her you have a nine inch tounge and can breath through your ears!

Some folks actually have talents like these.....

Like I said,....be yourself... ;D

tell her you have a nine inch tounge and can breath through your ears!

I resemble that remark  ;D

Well, I've been married too long to actually "pick 'em up," but here's an easy way to meet some women:

There is a really hot, upscale bar/ restaurant (Yia-Yia's) that gets jammed after work. You get there early enough to get a table (bar area) in the middle of the action. When a group of gals that you might be interested in come by, tell them you're leaving soon and ask them to join you, in effect offering "your" table to the girls. This usally leads to some casual talk and I generally mention that I had the table reserved for Shania, Faith, Michelle Pfeiffer and Terri Clark which lightens up the conversation.

If you decide to stay, buy a round of drinks which guarantees you a little more time.

Do you work for UPS, because I could have sworn you were staring at my package.

Good luck Justfishin

Hey Senko I think you have spent one too many days on the water with LBH

He really milks that women go for men in uniforms thing a bit too much

Munkin, you pay 40.00? Wow, they are the high class girls on that street. Seriously, did you ever take a good look at some of them?, no?, then stop up this weekend,lol. ;D

Actually I went to high school with a couple of them but I will not name names? One started from a drug habit and the other was forced into it by a boyfriend with a drug habit.

Allen

I used to think up all these really cool pick up lines that I wanted to use but when it came time to say something all I could muster was "HI"....... LOL! It worked though.......

Theres a pick up line for every little thing out there. But to cut to the chase in a bar. Just pick a nice looking lady that looks like she's been there awhile.

Long time ago, I used to carry an Anacin tin ( you know the tin boxes with 12 asprins in them) in my back pocket.

I would walk up to the lady, look at her, pull out my tin and placed it in my palm of my hand and open it displaying the asprins, and say.

"Heres a couple asprins for your headache" Most responses are I don't have a headache.

Your response is, "Well, now that we have the formalities over with, lets get out of here!!!!"

Matt

Couple of my favorite pick up lines

"That sure is a pretty dress you have on, the only way it would look better is in a crumpled up pile on the floor by my bed ."

Or the timeless

"Nice shoes, wanna ...."

Harshman