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BTW, older gents....

Your boy BASSHUNTER69 NEEDS A RIDE TO THE DANCE.  

and yes, he is on YOUR TEAM   ;)

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Zel, you have too much time on your hands

"Smackdown" to the younger crowd is a good thing.

To the ladder, it's when your dentures fall out just before taking a bite! ;D            And "laying the smackdown".....well, that's a WHOLE different discussion!      :o

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Nice one Brent! ;D

My momma's arm was my seat belt,

My mother always did that with me. I used to laugh at her when I was like 15. She'd hit the brake and out would come that arm. I'm like, "You know your arm isn't going to stop me!" Gee, I miss her. Those were the good old days.

Guys, this is a great thread. I think it's some of the BEST trash talking we've ever done without getting the thread closed.  11 pages and counting.  GO TEAM DEPENDS!!!

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i'm trying to stick to 'moderate' shhh-talkin'.

(i'm turning 29 this year and don't wanna be a fat ol', lonely ol', grumpy ol', senile ol'.........................well, you guys get the point)

Muddy, feel free to help me out here.

Guess the worst thing on the list is the ol' part! (I better start hedging, or i'll be a man without a country soon)

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Who you callin' fat there plastic boy?

Hey Brent, old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.  And remember... age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.  Unfortunately you can't go home again.

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Hey Brent, old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. And remember... age mellows some people; others it makes rotten. Unfortunately you can't go home again.

Oh where, oh where has Long Mike gone....

Oh where, oh where could he be.....

Probably pooping.

In his pants.

On his rascal scooter.

;)

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i'm turning 29 this year...b

You'll be catching up soon. I've been 39 for about 17 years.

8-)

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BTW, older gents....

Your boy BASSHUNTER69 NEEDS A RIDE TO THE DANCE.

and yes, he is on YOUR TEAM ;)

I gotta call foul on this one!!  Unsportsman-like conduct on Speedbead.   :P;) ;D

"Chip Imma come at you like a SPIDER MONKEY" ;D

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Tom Brokaw is a punk!

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BTW, older gents....

Your boy BASSHUNTER69 NEEDS A RIDE TO THE DANCE.  

and yes, he is on YOUR TEAM   ;)

Members only- Nice try tho...........

Hey Avid, That phone you take your pictures with, Is it a jitterbug?

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BTW, older gents....

Your boy BASSHUNTER69 NEEDS A RIDE TO THE DANCE.

and yes, he is on YOUR TEAM ;)

Members only- Nice try tho...........

Speaking of Members Only....I am sure the Depends crew will have some guys that still have these jackets in their closet.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.......Very fashionable   ::)

LOL

Chip, I am all jacked up on Mountain DEW!

Really though being old is not all that bad. I mean come on you get your senior's discount at the baitshop right?

you kids everythings velcro with ya.

Been to the senior center lately?  All the old dudes are wearing shoes with Velcro closures they got from the Haband ad in the back of the Parade magazine.

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Wait a d**n minute...I like pudding.   :-?

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Wait a d**n minute...I like pudding.   :-?

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Wait a d**n minute...I like pudding.   :-?

You youngsters just pay attention. Us old guys know about goodies that will make you throw rocks at pudding.

Note to self: Looks like you can bribe them with pudding. (It's all just too easy) ;)

Ronnie

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Hey.....

Aren't we supposed to watch out for creepy guys in white vans that offer us sweets....

;D :D

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They don't look threatening...

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Ax murderers don't drive white vans, they drive white Suburbans.  Hey, wait a sec, I drive a white Suburban.  Please disregard this post.  

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For some reason, I'm not shaking in my boots...

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