By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;

if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

A couple more...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Guess I married the right girl then. 12 years together and haven't had a single fight.

I got one for ya... "Honesty is the best policy."

12 years together and haven't had a single fight.

Yeah, right.

Twelve years living with a hampster or a goldfish and everyone would have at least one fight!

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Don't hate the player.

Plenty of folks on this board who can attest. Soulmates do exist.... : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

Soulmates do exist....

Yup, I think you and LBH really do fish well together! ;D

"Honesty is the best policy."

I'm with you on that one!

Yeah, I have been with Elaine a little over 2 years now. No Lies, No games and no fights. Can't say we agree on everything but trust and respect always win the day.

Yeah, I have been with Elaine a little over 2 years now. No Lies, No games and no fights. Can't say we agree on everything but trust and respect always win the day.

And how exactly were you going to handle the sunglasses incident before Bruce ratted you out?  ;D

If you want to know, I have a pair of old 3 d movie glasses I was gonna wear them to her house and say WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE NOT THE GLASSES YOU BOUGHT FOR ME!!!  A little humor goes a long way in gettin off the hook 8-)

If you want to know, I have a pair of old 3 d movie glasses I was gonna wear them to her house and say WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE NOT THE GLASSES YOU BOUGHT FOR ME!!! A little humor goes a long way in gettin off the hook 8-)

Agree 100%

;D

Soulmates do exist....

Yup, I think you and LBH really do fish well together! ;D

"Honesty is the best policy."

I'm with you on that one!

That's awesome! LBH and I have already had more fights than me and the wife!  

12 years together and haven't had a single fight.

12 years and no make-up s@!.  You need to go home and start a fight dude .

LOL!! I cannot imagine 12 years without a fight. I started dating my wife in high school, and we have been married 8 years. I think we get in 12 fights a week. Course I guess that depends on how you classify "fight". We have never gotten into a big ol' cussing, screaming match. Can't say we ever would. Plenty of "disagreements" though.

Don't hate the player.

Plenty of folks on this board who can attest. Soulmates do exist.... : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

Amen!  23 years together,  20 years marital bliss.

Ninteen years here. Few rough spots here and there but overall it has been good.

Yeah, I have been with Elaine a little over 2 years now. No Lies, No games and no fights. Can't say we agree on everything but trust and respect always win the day.

And how exactly were you going to handle the sunglasses incident before Bruce ratted you out? ;D

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