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Tonight was twice in a couple weeks that I had to take an emergency poop and was left sitting there with NO toilet paper.  What gives?  Why can't members of my family replace the   roll when it's empty.

Do you know what it's like for a grown man to go  baby stepping with his pants around his ankles into the hallway closet for more TP?  And why the heck the wife stores the TP out of the bathroom is beyond me.

The wife blames the son and the son blames the wife.  I'm using their pillow cases if this happens again.

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I recommend the "man's roll"

That is the roll that is placed out of sight in the bathroom, for when you get left with your pants down. Dont let them know about it, or they will use it too.

I say get the softest, cottony, quilted, awesome TP for yourself, place it in the man roll location, and let them use the scratchy junk.

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Do what we do....store the entire 24 pack of toilet paper beside the toilet.Right next to our little magazine rack.

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That's awful, I hate when people do that. I also hate when people get a new roll of toilet paper, use it, and then neglect to put it on the TP holder and just leave it there on the sink or the back of the toilet or something...

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Mine is stored in the cupboard that's only an arms length away. :) (Doesn't mean there's any in there, but that's where I keep it,lol)

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Do you know what it's like for a grown man to go  baby stepping with his pants around his ankles into the hallway closet for more TP?  And why the heck the wife stores the TP out of the bathroom is beyond me.

Then the phone or doorbell rings ;D

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this has happened to all of us,  ( empty roll). at  times like this    im  glad that  my wife keeps that small little useless trashcan (that i never seem to use) that holds hardly anything but comes in handy at emergency times like this  the only downside is  when you have to crawl on youre hands and knees to get to it scraping together all the bits and pieces of semi used scraps some with make up on them ,some with snot, seperate  the used dental floss fragments and used ear swabs ,eventualy  i can  put together a decent size emergency wipee  

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this has happened to all of us, ( empty roll). at times like this im glad that my wife keeps that small little useless trashcan (that i never seem to use) that holds hardly anything but comes in handy at emergency times like this the only downside is when you have to crawl on youre hands and knees to get to it scraping together all the bits and pieces of semi used scraps some with make up on them ,some with snot, seperate the used dental floss fragments and used ear swabs ,eventualy i can put together a decent size emergency wipee

Now that's funny. Nice visual ;D ;D ;D

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Don't you know how to use the three seashells?

Ain't quite got the hang of that one yet.Care to enlighten the rest of us? ;D

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That the beauty of living on your own!!!  No Women=1 Roll/month.  I just finished up a 4pack that I bought 4 months ago when I first moved in.  Lifes Great ;D

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At least it wasn't a public restroom.

"can you spare a square?"  ;D

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Two of us in the house, we go through three of the 45 roll boxes from Sam's every year.

I'm responsible for perhaps 1/25th of that consumption.

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That the beauty of living on your own!!! No Women=1 Roll/month. I just finished up a 4pack that I bought 4 months ago when I first moved in. Lifes Great ;D

I'm about a roll per two sittings kinda guy. That means about a roll per week  ;D

Fantastic thread.

Anyone get the three seashells? Demolition Man? Top 10 worst movies ever?

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That the beauty of living on your own!!! No Women=1 Roll/month. I just finished up a 4pack that I bought 4 months ago when I first moved in. Lifes Great ;D

No kidding.  I can't remember ever buying paper when I lived on my own.  Now it seems like I buy it all the time.  That and paper towels.

Not to mention regular towels.  Seriously, do you need to use a new towel after every shower?  But not just one towel, two towels, one for the body and one for the hair.  I use so much detergent just washing towels I should buy stock in Tide!

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I threatened to mount one of those commercial dispensers like you find in a rest area bathroom on our bathroom wall - the one that holds a roll of paper the diameter of a spare tire. Now theres always spares in the vanity cabinet. Never threatened the pillow case stunt, thats a good one :D

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I once got stuck in a books a million for and hour or so. Worst 60 min of my life!

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start leaving the seat up.

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I once got stuck in a books a million for and hour or so. Worst 60 min of my life!

Why?  You don't like to read? :-? :D

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Don't you know how to use the three seashells?

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

Gonna need one after eating a rat burger.  ::)

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I can't believe I just read this thread.  What a load of crap!  ::)

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