Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Muddy

SHEER NIGHTGOWN

Recommended Posts

Sheer Nightgown

[ch65533]

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief![ch65533] You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

muddy, thanks for all  your funny posts through out  this past year you put alot of time in to it and youre always making us laugh. merry christmas and i hope santa brings you alot of fishing presents.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
muddy, thanks for all your funny posts through out this past year you put alot of time in to it and youre always making us laugh. merry christmas and i hope santa brings you alot of fishing presents.

Thanks but really it's no big deal, whats the fun in laughing by yourslef ;D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ouch! ;D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That right there is the funniest joke I've heard all year.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That was by far the funniest I heard in a while. However, the sight of a jelly roll, fried chicken skin lady posing in the nude makes me want to

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

  • fishing

    bass fishing

    fishing forum

    fishing rods

    fishing rods

    fishing rods


    fishing rods

    fishing reels
    fishing gear

    Truck Caps

    fishing reels
    fishing reels

    fishing

    bass fish

    fish for bass
    fish

×