Sheer Nightgown

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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief![ch65533] You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

Coffee spitter for sure, Muddy!!

Thanks!!

;D

muddy, thanks for all  your funny posts through out  this past year you put alot of time in to it and youre always making us laugh. merry christmas and i hope santa brings you alot of fishing presents.

I certainly let out a big guffaw! ;D

muddy, thanks for all your funny posts through out this past year you put alot of time in to it and youre always making us laugh. merry christmas and i hope santa brings you alot of fishing presents.

Thanks but really it's no big deal, whats the fun in laughing by yourslef ;D

Ouch! ;D

Very funny!

Did momma drop you on your head when you were a baby?

JK  Thanks!

Good one Muddy, keep 'em coming  

That right there is the funniest joke I've heard all year.

That's funny.

That was by far the funniest I heard in a while. However, the sight of a jelly roll, fried chicken skin lady posing in the nude makes me want to