One of the greatest

"Out here, due process is a bullet."

"Youth is wasted on the wrong people."

It's a Wonderful Life

Nah, it stayed a hat and no, I didn't chase it. Nothing more foolish than a man chasin' his hat.

Miller's Crossing

"I'm sorry, I'm not really sure what to do with my hands"

Talladega Nights

"Ya gotta be a man to wear tights"

My favorite movie "quote" is wordless.

Indian Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The guy starts flailing the two scimitars. Indy looks at him, shrugs, pulls a gun, and gives him one in the hat, turns nonchalantly, and walks away.

iirc, that scene was originally written with a totally different stage action...but, in a world away from hollywood, harrison ford had the trots the day that scene was filmed.

his bad, our good.

I was going to point that out as well.  I don't imagine too many people know that story.  Sometimes actions speak louder than words.  ;D

Now back to the thread.

How about this one.  "It's not the years, it's the mileage"

I was going to point that out as well. I don't imagine too many people know that story. Sometimes actions speak louder than words. ;D

Now back to the thread.

How about this one. "It's not the years, it's the mileage"

That's a great one too.

How 'bout this one.  It's a trademark that he first used, to my knowlege, in the Star Wars movies.

He looks at Princess Leia in Star Wars, smirks and says, "Trust me."  He uses it in the Indy series as well.

Not famous but it always made me laugh.

"Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your...............stature!"

Arthur

" I caught you a delicious bass"

Napoleon Dynamite

Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

Napoleon Dynamite

Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

Back To The Future

"Because, if you were sitting in your office, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face. "

"Because, if you were sitting in your office, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face. "

The Bourne Ultimatum

What movie is this quote from and who said it?

"I crap bigger 'n you!"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a d**n"

Clark Gable in "Gone With The Wind"

Roger

"I crap bigger 'n you!"

Curly in City Slickers.

"I take it as a sign of extreme sophistication that you have not asked my name."

I think we have a winner....K_Mac seemed to find the quote no one else can...hhmm

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"I take it as a sign of extreme sophistication that you have not asked my name."

I can't believe I know this.  Joe vs. the Volcano

Gentlemen...you can't fight here.  This is the War Room!

dr. strangelove?

"juuuusssstttt a little outside!"

dr. strangelove?

"juuuusssstttt a little outside!"

Major League

"Someones Closer"

"Somones closer"  Happy Gilmore

"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "b***h". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the b***h's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns p**ing into the b***h's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!"

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"..and what, to flog a horse, that if not dead, is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?"

So I Married an Axe Murderer

"..and what, to flog a horse, that if not dead, is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?"

The Lady Killers (great friggin' movie)

"We're not killing anybody on our wedding day."

b

Natural Born Killers

"No, no. No, see, this is a really ***** idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a ***** idea."

"

"I take it as a sign of extreme sophistication that you have not asked my name."

I can't believe I know this. Joe vs. the Volcano

Gentlemen...you can't fight here. This is the War Room!

Get Smart

"-Do you know who's car you're sitting on?

 -no

-This is Pharaoh Joe's car"

                       -gk

"

"I take it as a sign of extreme sophistication that you have not asked my name."

I can't believe I know this. Joe vs. the Volcano

Gentlemen...you can't fight here. This is the War Room!

Get Smart

"-Do you know who's car you're sitting on?

-no

-This is Pharaoh Joe's car"

                       -gk

Is that American Grafitti? I may be wrong.

-"Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?  It helps put me to sleep."

-"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the h3ll up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag Grandma, you're in my world now!"

BASSDeaton/ Happy Gilmore.

" A man that does not know how to fish, should not disgrace the fish, by catching it."

"You dont think surfing is a sport do ya? ITs not, it badmitten man, its checkers, its gettin a sun tan.You wanna try a real sport, why dont you try hockey. In fact we got a game tonight against the preps. We have never beaten the preps. And im not graduating in may a loser. Were gonna kick the preps butt. Lets win it for Rosenbladt!"

BASSDeaton/ Happy Gilmore.

" A man that does not know how to fish, should not disgrace the fish, by catching it."

"You dont think surfing is a sport do ya? ITs not, it badmitten man, its checkers, its gettin a sun tan.You wanna try a real sport, why dont you try hockey. In fact we got a game tonight against the preps. We have never beaten the preps. And im not graduating in may a loser. Were gonna kick the preps butt. Lets win it for Rosenbladt!"

Airborne -- don't ask why I know that.

"You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it"

BASSDeaton/ Happy Gilmore.

" A man that does not know how to fish, should not disgrace the fish, by catching it."

"You dont think surfing is a sport do ya? ITs not, it badmitten man, its checkers, its gettin a sun tan.You wanna try a real sport, why dont you try hockey. In fact we got a game tonight against the preps. We have never beaten the preps. And im not graduating in may a loser. Were gonna kick the preps butt. Lets win it for Rosenbladt!"

Airborne -- don't ask why I know that.

"You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it"

lol dude me , you, and 5 other people in the world know that movie. lol awesome

BASSDeaton/ Happy Gilmore.

" A man that does not know how to fish, should not disgrace the fish, by catching it."

"You dont think surfing is a sport do ya? ITs not, it badmitten man, its checkers, its gettin a sun tan.You wanna try a real sport, why dont you try hockey. In fact we got a game tonight against the preps. We have never beaten the preps. And im not graduating in may a loser. Were gonna kick the preps butt. Lets win it for Rosenbladt!"

Airborne -- don't ask why I know that.

"You think you hate it now, wait till you drive it"

National Lampoon's Vacation (to Wally World) ....(i'm not talkin' Walmart. LOL )

Kindergarden cop

"Id love to have your peice on me"