I'm not a religious man, but I pray nightly for God, Allah, Buddha, or Oprah Winfrey to smite tv pitchman Billy Mays from the face of the earth. I can't get away from this guy. Every commercial is a guy looking like a chubby, demented Baldwin brother YELLING at me to buy something spectacular!

Am I alone in praying for his downfall?

I have been for years.

The latest ESPN 360 commercial was the final straw.

the ESPN commercial is different, that was a joke. I thought it was funny, as are most of their commercials.

But yeah, other than that, I am getting pretty sick of getting yelled at about OxyClean, Mighty Putty, and Hercules hook

I want to see him drink some Oxy-Clean spray then put Mighty Putty over his mouth.

That Mighty Putty stuff doesn't work at all.

I would help pay for his coffin.

Then it's settled.

Me and Tin are going to sweep in and take him out like a couple ninjas.  Tallydude is driving getaway.  Burley is taking care of clean up.

Operation Valkyrie initiates at 0400hrs.

Then it's settled.

Me and Tin are going to sweep in and take him out like a couple ninjas. Tallydude is driving getaway. Burley is taking care of clean up.

Operation Valkyrie initiates at 0400hrs.

Yup, this is just like Valkyrie.....wait until all the damage is done then take him out.  ;D

Check out www.infomercialscams.com.  There are quite a few of the pos products he whores himself out for.

Tally, when I read the word 'spectacular' in your post I laughed out loud.  Well played.

Just switch his Oxy Clean Crystals for whatever he is ingesting to get that amped, THAT SHOULD DO IT

I actually like oxyclean it will take  any stains out i have got ink stains out of uniforms and all kinds of stuff.

So does Shout, I use it all the time for ink stains, and it is 6 bucks cheaper

That Mighty Putty stuff doesn't work at all.

Neither does the oxy-clean toilet cleaner.  >

I was better off buying the stuff that's 1/2 the cost of that oxy-clean garbage.

It might work for some,but costing as much as it does this stuff should work like magic...and it doesn't.

Nothing gets blood stains out like OxyClean.

You guys should see my Sham Wow!!!

You guys should see my Sham Wow!!!

SHAM WOW, LOL That guy has got to be the biggest whack nut around.

actual quote from the commercial

"this thing is made in Germany, so you know its gotta be good"

You guys should see my Sham Wow!!!

Does that work as good as he says?

Very close to a chamois?

There was a few Sham Wows brought to our family Christmas gift exchange this year.  I don't know if it was a joke or they actually thought they were good gifts.

Don't worry, Vince is next on the list. I'd like to hit him in the face with a shovel.

More canidates for the "Be tossed in a pit, soaked with gasoline and set ablaze" games......

I can't change the channel fast enough when I hear that obnoxious voice of his.

Falcon

I would rather watch him than Frank Caliendo. This dude sucks.

Since I received my Christmas Exchange partner from Redline this morning, I thought I would do some research on previous years, and try to find something on my partner that he might like and what not. 

After finding this, I sure hope no one prays for my destruction this coming year. 

The guy's dead and so is this thread.

-Kent  a.k.a. roadwarrior

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