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Proof the almighty has a sense of humor

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Just thinking back to all those times when I was a hormonal young man, hoping and praying to be surrounded by half naked girls.

Now I have 4 daughters under 8 yrs old and that is an everyday occurrence. Not quite what I had in mind way back then.

I guess that is further proof, in life, be careful what you ask for. lol.

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What until the hormonal young men start hanging around your house and see if you still think it's funny!

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Been there, done that.

...just cleaning my gun....

;D ;D ;D

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Been there, done that.

...just cleaning my gun....

;D ;D ;D

Oh I got the guns covered. LOL.

It's funny how life throws you curves balls. ;D

My daughter's only 3 so I got awhile for the guns. I still got a colllection though. That should be needing a nice cleaning then. ;) ;D

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Well I say you need a couple things. A gun collection is the preventative one.

In case that does not work you need a heavy anchor, 30 ft of line, and a 60 ft lake.

I got it all covered. LOL.

I seriously hope my girls have a decent taste in guys. I am VERY old fashioned in how I think a guy should treat a gal (thanks to my grand mother and grand father), so anyone they date is going to have a tough time with me.

Course I am also realistic enough to know that girls are NOT the angels we  guys always like to think they are either

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The last girl's father I met, loves fishing. After she introduced us, he was wearing a Stratos boat hat. I asked him how big was his boat, and after that he invited me fishing. ;D

What until the hormonal young men start hanging around your house and see if you still think it's funny!

Hit the nail right on the head, lol.

I can't wait for that day! Show the guy my new toys!!!

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I thank God every day that we had boy's and not girls I don't think I could have handled all the drama of them growing up. Boy's were bad enough.

The last girl's father I met, loves fishing. After she introduced us, he was wearing a Stratos boat hat. I asked him how big was his boat, and after that he invited me fishing. ;D

I would keep on the life jacket and keep a sharp knife handy just in case.

"Boy, if you want to date my daughter, just remember...I don't mind going BACK to prison!"

      - Bill Engvall

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The last girl's father I met, loves fishing. After she introduced us, he was wearing a Stratos boat hat. I asked him how big was his boat, and after that he invited me fishing. ;D

I would keep on the life jacket and keep a sharp knife handy just in case.

LOL...no doubt. Just never doubt he is the girls father BEFORE he is a fishing partner.  Keep treating his little girl with respect and HIM and you should be fine. Fail in either of those...well...better know how to swim...real fast. LOL.

I am 6' 250#. During the summer, I would frequently not have a shirt on around the house. My daughter put in a request that I put a shirt on when her boy friend is there because I am scary enough with it on, off is very uncomfortable.

Mission accomplished ;)

5 Daughters 23,20 13,11 & 8, wouldnt change a thing

2 grand daughters & grandson, life is good

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Well, I got one boy and one girl, so far this is what I 've discovered:

1.- Purchasing toys for the kid ain 't much of a problem, there 's a bunch of stuff from where to choose and whatever I like ---> he likes; purchasing toys for the girl  ....... you got me on that one !

2.- Purchasing clothes for the kid, no problem either, denim trousers, shirts and t- shirts, if I like them ---> he likes them !, purchasing clothes for the girl .... better have her mom choose them otherwise ---> got me on that one too. BTW, it 's cheaper to dress a boy than it is to dress a girl.  :o

3.- Almighty pulled a fast one on me, the boy is like me, no body hair ( no hair on the head either  :D ), the girl ? ...... she 's like her mom ( hairy ), she 's only 5 and I can see them hairy legs already  :( , gotta save for her body hair removal laser treatment. Truely, I wouln 't have minded if it were the other way around, there 's nothing wrong with a hairy guy.

4.- The kid and I can have a good time together, we can play video games, go fishing, play ball, with the girl ...... you got me there too !

5.- The kid, oh well, he 's like a tornado, his mom always whines that he plays with dirt, with the dogs, he enters the house looking like Pigpen ( actually I think he 's he is Pigpen in the flesh ) The girl is the exact opposite, she 's always clean, well groomed and so on.

So I wonder, why the Almighty didn 't give me two boys ?

I have 3 girls.

5, 4 (my step daughter) and 1. All princesses. However, the all like to play outside, get dirty, go fishing, my 5 year old loves to hike, swimming all the good stuff.. They also all love to dress up in high heels, even the baby, fancy dresses and mommy's pearls.

I could not own enough guns.. Oh man oh mighty.

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I am 6' 250#. During the summer, I would frequently not have a shirt on around the house. My daughter put in a request that I put a shirt on when her boy friend is there because I am scary enough with it on, off is very uncomfortable.

Mission accomplished ;)

naaa, never settle, you need some type of biker tattoo (assuming you do not have one already), something really bloody covered with bones and guns. LOL

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Well, I got one boy and one girl, so far this is what I 've discovered:

1.- Purchasing toys for the kid ain 't much of a problem, there 's a bunch of stuff from where to choose and whatever I like ---> he likes; purchasing toys for the girl ....... you got me on that one !

2.- Purchasing clothes for the kid, no problem either, denim trousers, shirts and t- shirts, if I like them ---> he likes them !, purchasing clothes for the girl .... better have her mom choose them otherwise ---> got me on that one too. BTW, it 's cheaper to dress a boy than it is to dress a girl. :o

3.- Almighty pulled a fast one on me, the boy is like me, no body hair ( no hair on the head either :D ), the girl ? ...... she 's like her mom ( hairy ), she 's only 5 and I can see them hairy legs already :( , gotta save for her body hair removal laser treatment. Truely, I wouln 't have minded if it were the other way around, there 's nothing wrong with a hairy guy.

4.- The kid and I can have a good time together, we can play video games, go fishing, play ball, with the girl ...... you got me there too !

5.- The kid, oh well, he 's like a tornado, his mom always whines that he plays with dirt, with the dogs, he enters the house looking like Pigpen ( actually I think he 's he is Pigpen in the flesh ) The girl is the exact opposite, she 's always clean, well groomed and so on.

So I wonder, why the Almighty didn 't give me two boys ?

So funny, all 4 of my girls, totally different

Number 1. Likes to fish, plays with worms and dirt. Smart as heck. Way ahead throughout school, and even just being 8 now, she has days where she out fishes me (wont let me forget it either).

Number 2. VERY tomboyish (loves physical sports), a born leader, but extremley emotional and loves to wear pink. Pink with an attitude.

Number 3. Very shy, and emotional. VERY girly, does not like to be dirty, loves dress up.

Number 4. She is almost 3 and is evil. She will hit her sisters and steal toys just to hear them cry. Evil then sweet I should say. Will kick you in the knee, then give you a hug and say "sorry" and hug you. 

It is funny, all 4 came from the same 2 people, yet are so completely different. Dating years should be very interesting.

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