> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The

> officer says, I clocked you

> at 80 miles per hour sir. The driver says ... Gee

> officer I had it on cruise

> control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs

> calibrating.

> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:

> Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car

> doesn't have cruise control.

>

>

> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver

> looks over at his wife and

> growls ... can't you please keep your mouth shut for

> once? The wife smiles

> demurely and says ... you should be thankful your

> radar detector went off

> when it did.

>

> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the

> illegal radar detector

> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through

> clenched teeth ...darn it

> woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?

>

> The officer frowns and says ... and I notice that

> you're not wearing your

> seat belt sir. That's an automatic $75 fine. The

> driver says ... yeah well,

> you see officer, I had it on but took it off when

> you pulled me over so that

> I could get my license out of my back pocket. The

> wife says ... now dear,

> you know very well that you didn't have your seat

> belt on. You never wear

> your seat belt when you're driving.

>

> And as the police officer is writing out the third

> ticket the driver turns

> to his wife and barks ...

> WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP???

>

> The officer looks over at the woman and asks ...

> does your husband always talk to you this way ...

> Ma'am?

>

>

>

>

>

> "Only when he's been drinking"

a 5 year old thread is revived just for a lol? :-?

There were no comments and i thought it was funny so I bumped it to share with you all 

We "All" knew it was there, we just ignored it..

;D ;D

a 5 year old thread is revived just for a lol? :-?

:) Got you!!!

Win.

Good One!!

he has to get another 1000 posts before xmas, he can't do that without bumping older posts...

but funny!

he has to get another 1000 posts before xmas, he can't do that without bumping older posts...

but funny!

My thoughts exactly.

I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

"Favorite son."

I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

Fine i'll delete my comment, sheesh.

I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

Fine i'll delete my comment, sheesh.

WELL???????????????????????????????/

I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

Fine i'll delete my comment, sheesh.

WELL???????????????????????????????/

I did. Notice the "LOL" under the Original Post is gone?

You still added three senseless, and purposeless posts to your count. I would say 75% of your posts have no substance. I would also be willing to bet 90% of what you say is from what you read, and not from personal experience. Get off the internet, and go ride your bike or walk to a fishing hole, and actually do some fishing.

You still added three senseless, and purposeless posts to your count. I would say 75% of your posts have no substance. I would also be willing to bet 90% of what you say is from what you read, and not from personal experience. Get off the internet, and go ride your bike or walk to a fishing hole, and actually do some fishing.

Exactly.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I can hear the pitter pater of footsteps..those of Irene... ;D