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> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The

> officer says, I clocked you

> at 80 miles per hour sir. The driver says ... Gee

> officer I had it on cruise

> control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs

> calibrating.

> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:

> Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car

> doesn't have cruise control.

>

>

> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver

> looks over at his wife and

> growls ... can't you please keep your mouth shut for

> once? The wife smiles

> demurely and says ... you should be thankful your

> radar detector went off

> when it did.

>

> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the

> illegal radar detector

> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through

> clenched teeth ...darn it

> woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?

>

> The officer frowns and says ... and I notice that

> you're not wearing your

> seat belt sir. That's an automatic $75 fine. The

> driver says ... yeah well,

> you see officer, I had it on but took it off when

> you pulled me over so that

> I could get my license out of my back pocket. The

> wife says ... now dear,

> you know very well that you didn't have your seat

> belt on. You never wear

> your seat belt when you're driving.

>

> And as the police officer is writing out the third

> ticket the driver turns

> to his wife and barks ...

> WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP???

>

> The officer looks over at the woman and asks ...

> does your husband always talk to you this way ...

> Ma'am?

>

>

>

>

>

> "Only when he's been drinking"

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There were no comments and i thought it was funny so I bumped it to share with you all  :)

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We "All" knew it was there, we just ignored it..

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Good One!!

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he has to get another 1000 posts before xmas, he can't do that without bumping older posts...

but funny!

My thoughts exactly.

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I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

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I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

Fine i'll delete my comment, sheesh.

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I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

Fine i'll delete my comment, sheesh.

WELL???????????????????????????????/

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I thought purposeless posts intended to boost post counts were supposed to be deleted?

Fine i'll delete my comment, sheesh.

WELL???????????????????????????????/

I did. Notice the "LOL" under the Original Post is gone?

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You still added three senseless, and purposeless posts to your count. I would say 75% of your posts have no substance. I would also be willing to bet 90% of what you say is from what you read, and not from personal experience. Get off the internet, and go ride your bike or walk to a fishing hole, and actually do some fishing.

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You still added three senseless, and purposeless posts to your count. I would say 75% of your posts have no substance. I would also be willing to bet 90% of what you say is from what you read, and not from personal experience. Get off the internet, and go ride your bike or walk to a fishing hole, and actually do some fishing.

Exactly.

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I can hear the pitter pater of footsteps..those of Irene... ;D

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