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So I am allergic to shrimp, she loves shrimp but she never getss it at home for this reason.  Well she got some recently and apparently it leaked in the fridge right into the potatoe bag!  That baked potatoe I had for supper sure tasted good tonight, but now I am payin the price!  Got hives all on my neck and I think I got some in my eye.  She felt bad so she went to get me a DQ sundae.  Anyone else have an weirdo allergies?

Cliff

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Bummer man sorry to hear that. We once had a dog that was allergic to grass!  :) but no allergies here thank the lord!

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Wife and both kids are allergic to anesthesia and our Chihuahua is allergic to grass she swells up like a big fat tick.lol

SJ

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Eggs or anything with egg as an ingredient.

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Wife and both kids are allergic to anesthesia and our Chihuahua is allergic to grass she swells up like a big fat tick.lol

SJ

I guess a dog being allergic to grass is more common than i thought!

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My brother is allergic to red 40 food dye. Which sucks for him, because all of the best flavored candies, gatorades, and other things are red.

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I forgot to mention that I have been craving this particular sundae from DQ for a week or so now, but her being on a diet I didn't get it as to not sit and eat it in front of her.  She is a good wife, even though she was lookin at me funny while I was chowin that thing down! ;D

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I'm allergic to stupid people. Also grass, and trees, and pollen, but no food allergies. hope you feel better. Take some benadryl

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Alcohol makes me break out............Doors, windows that kinda stuff

then I start seeing spots..........like jails or hospitals :P

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My brother is allergic to red 40 food dye. Which sucks for him, because all of the best flavored candies, gatorades, and other things are red.

i knew a girl who was allergic to red 40 dye.

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No food allergies here!

I'm allergic to dust though. My excuse for not cleaning. I sneeze uncontrollably around excessive amounts of dust and my eyes get itchy, red, and tear up. I also have some sort of seasonal allergy that makes my eyes a little itchy and dry, but nothing i can't deal with.

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I think the bass are allergic to some of my lures...

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I'm allergic to Sooner fans, I start foaming at the mouth and this burnt orange haze comes over my eyes.  :D

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I think the bass are allergic to some of my lures...

;D Might be something to that!

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I too am allergic to shrimp, penicillin, and bee stings. The bee stings very in severity. Things like paper wasp's just cause severe topical swelling, most of the time I get at least a golf ball sized lump, often times bigger, but they don't effect any thing else. Honey bees on the other hand...........I need a shot from an epi-pen ASAP! Last time I got stung by one was on the tip of my nose when I climbed onto the roof of the tractor cab to reach an apple on a tall branch, the dang apple had a bee on it and it got me just as I was about to take a bite. After climbing down, and walking over to the guy following me to pick me up in a truck to take me back to the farm to get my truck, the next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with my face looking like that guy from the movie "Mask". I hate to think what would have happened had that guy not been there, and until that I had no idea a honey bee sting would do that to me, it had never happened before............or since.

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My brother-in-law is allergic to work. :D

My Brother in law is so allergic to work that my wife and I are raising his kids!  We also have full permanant custody and receive (well not really, SUPPOSED to receive) child support from him.

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My brother is allergic to the cold.

SO WEIRD!! SO AM I!!!

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I get some kind of reaction when i take aspirin. I remember taking it when i was a kid and never having a problem but as i got older it messes with my stomach.

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My dad has loved shellfish his whole life till a few years ago.  He ate some shrimp and got deadly sick,  went to the dr. and found out he was allergic to shellfish.  It didn't come about untill he was almost 60 years old.

I hope it doesn't happen to me because I love the stuff.

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I forgot to mention that I have been craving this particular sundae from DQ for a week or so now, but her being on a diet I didn't get it as to not sit and eat it in front of her. She is a good wife, even though she was lookin at me funny while I was chowin that thing down! ;D

You didn't pick any shrimp tails outta that ice cream did ya?  If so, you might consider changing the beneficiary on your life insurance policy. ;)

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I'm allergic to most dish soaps, toilet cleansers, and Windex.

;)

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