Your ceiling fan pulls are crankbaits

When your tooth-brush bristles are actually spinnerbait skirts.

When your chopsticks are your broken rod tips.

When you add gills to your throat.

When your wife comes home with a fried fish the quality of a japanese cuisine, and you would rather eat your just caught trout instead.

when you try and get your teacher to let you give a book report on the latest bassmaster magazine.

when you sit in class practicing your jig fishing technique and you finally get out of your trance and everybody is lookin at you.

When you spend your free time at school on bassresource.com

when the teacher wont let you tel the class what you did this weekend because everybody knows you went fishing.

hahaha hey Nick in english i did a research paper on bass fishing and it was supposed to be 4 pages and mine turned out to be 10 and then my teacher was one of those environmentalists and she didnt approve of fishing so she was kinda mad at me the rest of the year.

hah also every student in my high school gets a laptop from the school to do schoolwork so i spend all of my time that im supposed to be doing work ok bassresource.com so i always have twice as much homework because i dont get it done in class.  ;D  ;D

when the teacher wont let you tel the class what you did this weekend because everybody knows you went fishing

I have nothing against that  !  ;D

When your idea of true comedy are the adventures of "Harry N 'Charlie".

Playmaker,  I also did atleast 3 papers on bass fishing throughout the year, luckily my teachers husband, my PE teacher, hunts and is a salmon fisherman, So she sorta understood where i am coming from.   Last Summer i took washington state history to get an extra high school credit for when i am a freshmen, i had to take it in middle school this year, since i knew everything and only needed to pass because it did not count towards HS at all. I sat and read bassmaster and a bunch of other magazines the whole time for the year and still got an A.  I Love Harry N Charlie!!!!  I even had a crankbait as a handle for a couple zippers on my backpack

when the teacher wont let you tel the class what you did this weekend because everybody knows you went fishing.

LMAO. That actually happend to me last year.

when nobody in your house can take a bath because you are using the bathtub to test out new lures.

When you wear polarized sunglasses instead of goggles while swimming in a pool cause " you can't see the fish".

When ur at a party and u sneak on to there computer to get on this site

When your mother in law yells at you for only coming to her house to use her swimming pool to test new lures.

When you give your favorite lake as your mailing address

When your mother in law yells at you for only coming to her house to use her swimming pool to test new lures.

Hooooold on here!!! Theres a problem with this.. Way i see it she can always swim around my crank bait...LOLOLOLO

when you would rather catch a 12 lb smallie than marry a super model  ;D

when Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" is your favorite song

When you get your wife a new complete baitcasting rig for X-Mas and she don't even fish.

When you return from a weeklong exhaustive tournament, but get up the next day early to check out the "pet bass" in the subdivision pond!

When your thumb prints have beem scratched off completely.  On both hands!!! LOL

when you are pulling your son behind you on a tube and you have a big ole swim bait throwed out trolling along..... ;D

when you hook your wife in the cheek w/ a 3/0 worm hook and you can not get it out and you ask her could we stay a little bit longer before we head to the emergency room.....

actually,  part of that did happen.   I just did not have the nerve to ask her to wait another hour or so.....

When your monthly budget revolves around your fishing expenditures!!

When you wear polarized sunglasses instead of goggles while swimming in a pool cause " you can't see the fish".

LOL!  good stuff, all of 'em are...  some of nick's were real good!

kk...

when you are caught in the parking lot of the church during service, scoping out how great the parkinglot would be as a pond...

I thought this might need to be a seperate post, since it was later and a new one

when you refer to a period of time, by the seasonal activity of bass. "I'll have my car in the spawn."

inspired by Low budget hookers

When trying to make a baby, you consider it spawning.

;D ;D

hahaha woah paully way to much information there ;D