You know you bass fish when....

After a weekend of bass fishing you look at your thumb and are proud of the fact that it is scratched and cut up from lippin bass.    ;D

try and keep it going..............lets see how many we can come up with.  maybe a t-shirt can come out of the mix. 8-)

Alfred

Getting LIP isn't a bad thing!!

Your hands always smell like fish

I have "bassin thumb" even as we speak!

When your whole house and everything you own smells like garlic.

You know you bass fish when....

You complain that there aren't any clouds and it's too darn sunny.

When everything you own from shirts to underwear to your watch to your ring(you get the picture) has an image of a bass on it.

you belong to a forum called Bassresource.com!!!  ;D 8-)

When your idea of a higher education consist in attending the Bassmasters University.

When your garden looks like a jungle.

When you practice pitchin, flippin n 'castin in that jungle that used to be your garden

When you house looks like crap but your boat and your tow vehicle look liek out of a show room.

When your house is 50 years old but your boat and tow vehicle are brand new.

When Dick Cabela and Johnny Morris send you a Christmas card personally signed by them every year.

When your name and picture is on a plaque at your local fishing stuff store under the title: Customer of the Year

Women think that all men think about is sex......they are wrong, there are more important things in this world than sex, like Bass fishin.

Being a redneck is not really a bad thing, all bass fishermen are rednecks, actually, you have to be a die hard redneck to be a bass fisherman.

BIG MOMMA ain 't a fat lady with monster boobs and humongous rear end, big momma ain 't your granny either........oh man ya know what I mean.

When u have a barometer in every corner of ur house and check the atmospheric pressure

You buy a pool, not to swim, but to test your lures.

You take more time to clean and wax your boat than your car!!!!

Fall guilty of this majorly, Ive only had the boat 3 months and i wash it all the time and it has had a detailed waxing.  The boat is a 95 BTW.  I have a 04 Jeep GC, i wash and all but not near as much as I do my boat!

You know you bass fish when.....

.....you spend your grocery money on the "bait of the week".

You know you bass fish when...

You think or talk or do fishing in all your free time.

When you have 3 rods that are worth more than your truck that pulls your $20,000 boat!

You keep your battery charger on the front porch, in front of the door, at all times.

You hear your wife tell someone on the phone that "We can't do that in the morning, my Husband is going Bass Fishing" and she says it in a tone that means exactly that and with no malice or hidden meaning.....I really Love my wife!

when you have more pics of you and your fish framed. than you do of your wife and kids!

When your kids always ask Friday evening, "You going fishin' tomorrow , dad?"

When you can't even rmember how much your kids weighed when they were born, but you can recite weight, length, girth, time of day, lure used, water temp. and clarity, retrieve speed, line, rod, reel, and every millisecond of the strike and the fight that resulted in your PB.  ;D

GUILTY!

When you can't even rmember how much your kids weighed when they were born, but you can recite weight, length, girth, time of day, lure used, water temp. and clarity, retrieve speed, line, rod, reel, and every millisecond of the strike and the fight that resulted in your PB. ;D

GUILTY!

LMFAO!!  

When you look at a mudpuddle in your yard after it rains, and subconsciusly start looking for structure, sizing up conditions and thinking about lure choices.

GUILTY!

RD

well scince im a kid

When your put more time and effort into fishing then doing homework

When you drive down a wooded road and almost hit a tree/deer/car/pedestrian because you're too busy looking off to the side for "that secret pond" a guy told you about

When you and you neighbor have an arguement over over-fishing the pond (happened today )

1. It's when a "Fat Female" gets you drooling / really worked up and you admitt to it !

2. When your wife puts a dab of Lunker Sauce behind each ear and a little on her wrists, just to get you to talk to her !

3. and this one is true.........When your wife has lost her mind with you and the only way she has to get your attention is to do a burn out in her SUV across your fishing poles. You'll know you are way in over your head with Bass Fishing ! Ah, Honey. I'm listening now!!!!!!!!!!