...you got pulled over for speeding, trying to beat the wife home, becouse your "package" might be delivered today.

...you spend more time with the Cabela's catalog...than the family.

...you have the BPS catalog memorized.

...you spent more on your last fishing rod, than Chrismas presents for the wife.

...on average you put more gas in your boat than your truck. ;D

.......you visit bassresource.com 8+ times a day

...you ever dated a girl because her dad had the only boat ramp on a 300 acre private reservoir loaded with 3-5 pound smallies.

.....you hide new fishing tackle in your car so your wife can't see it. ;D

...religously watch every bassmasters elite series tournament 5 times over.

You're retired but work at Academy just for the 25% discount  

..you buy a boat even though you don't have a truck to pull it.

if the first date with your wife was bassfishing

...when driving near any body of water you avert your eyes from the busy road to search for "bassy lookin cover"

...when near any body of water you avert your eyes from the busy road to search for "bassy lookin cover"

cosign

Fishing is the first thing you think about when you awake in the morning and the last thing you think about as you fall asleep:o)

If at random times you set the hook... and your not even fishing.

Threw my computer mouse across the room once.

If at random times you set the hook... and your not even fishing.

Threw my computer mouse across the room once. Embarrassed

...you run down to the dock to fish just after you get home from picking up your wife that has been away for a month and was on a 4 day pass.

lets just say it wasn't the best decision I have ever made.

lmao....

i am guilty of a few of these....

...when you get home from shopping and put everything "away" and throw away the boxes, bags, and receipts before the wife can notice.

(not to hide it, just so she doesn't have an excuse to go get that new pair of shoes!!)

...when you told the wife you were finished an hour ago and you're still on your last cast...   ;D

You have a copy of the BPS catalog at home and another at work.

You check whatever forums you are in a couple of times a day when the boss isn't around.

You join the American Legion Post on the James River because they have a boat ramp.

You have asked out a 400lb divorcee with six kids because her ex husband left her a new Ranger Comanche with a 250 Yahama and a new F350 Ford truck.

You apply for a job at the local bass store without anyone telling you to get a job 8-)

Spend the winter nites mock casting yer new rods (without line either) while watching The Bass Pros dvd........again

Spend the winter nites mock casting yer new rods (without line either) while watching The Bass Pros dvd........again

I cant say I haven't done this a few (hundred) times ;D.

Spend the winter nites mock casting yer new rods (without line either) while watching The Bass Pros dvd........again

Funny, I don't think I could live in a house without vaulted ceilings. Well, unless the heated garage had high walls. ;D

.......when you rig up your poles the night before and talk to your lures and tell them how well they're gonna do and how good they'll look to Mr.Bass.Go get 'em babies! ;D

You cant get to sleep because you're too busy thinking about what setup you're goin to use the next day