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Naked Man Runs Vehicle Into Apartment, Gets Hit On Head With A Hammer

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POLICE: Naked man crashes truck into house, tenant fights off man with hammer

South Berwick Police say a man crashed his truck into an apartment building Wednesday night, got out - while naked - and started fighting with a man he didn't even know in the building.

Police say it started when 24-year-old Eli Hutchins got into a fight with his friend at the apartment complex in South Berwick, then took his truck and rammed it into the building, but police say that Hutchins drove into the apartment of someone else who he doesn't know. Still, the South Berwick police chief says Hutchins fought with the tenant of the apartment, all while naked.

The chief says that tenant started hitting the naked suspect in the head with a hammer to defend himself.

Police showed up and arrested Hutchins immediately; they say he was high on drugs.

The tenant and a 7-year-old child were in the building at the time of the impact, but no one was hurt.

Hutchins is facing several charges, including assault and operating under the influence.

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    Was it necessary to say that he was high on drugs?

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    The chief says that tenant started hitting the naked suspect in the head with a hammer to defend himself.

    I total snorted my coke though the nose when I read that. Funny

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    I total snorted my coke though the nose when I read that. Funny

    Drug abuse is a serious thing that effects more people than yourself. If you need help please do not hesitate to visit : National Drug Abuse Hotline or call: 1.866.874.4553

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    Drug abuse is a serious thing that effects more people than yourself. If you need help please do not hesitate to visit : National Drug Abuse Hotline or call: 1.866.874.4553

    We are all your friends here Captin...

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......;)

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    The guy with the hammer will NEVER be topped when he's with his buddies swapping stories. Even 10 years from now...."I ever tell you about the time when a naked guy crashed his truck into my apartment and I lit his arse up with a hammer ?".... :lol:

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    There's really not much else to do down the cape during the off-season. "Man drove into an apartement building and got hammered." Sounds like a normal occurance. ;)

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    Back in 1991 I had a hammered guy drive into my house. Only did $26,000 worth of damage. If it wasn't for the front yard being lower than the floor joists, I would have had a Chevy Cavalier in bed with me.

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    they say he was high on drugs.

    I'd have never guessed ;)

    Fish

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    I total snorted my coke though the nose when I read that. Funny

    Drug abuse is a serious thing that effects more people than yourself. If you need help please do not hesitate to visit : National Drug Abuse Hotline or call: 1.866.874.4553

    We are all your friends here Captin...

    ohhhhhhhhhh mannn that was too funny! :lol: :lol:

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