she's been missing for almost two weeks. The police came to see me today. They have found no trace of her, have no leads, and told me to prepare for the worst.
I have to go to the thrift store to get all of her clothes back.
My Wife Is Gone
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.ghoti.
, Apr 05 2012 06:00 PM
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#1
.ghoti.
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Posted April 05 2012 - 06:00 PM
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H.L. Mencken
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Raider Nation Fisher
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Posted April 05 2012 - 06:02 PM
LOL! 
How's it feel to be the new abortion? The only generation thats under extortion!!!! -Slipknot-
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Posted April 05 2012 - 06:29 PM
Classic!
"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that, someday they may be scarce" - Casablanca
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- Favorite Lake or River:Potholes Reservoir, Banks Lake, Columbia River: Tri-Cities.
Posted April 05 2012 - 07:34 PM
That's just wrong!
The people that hate you, don't know you. They dislike the funhouse mirror image they have of you.
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Shingle Creek, where I grew up and fished from the back of my pony.
Posted April 05 2012 - 07:47 PM
Gone fishing? 
I was told that when I set the hook, I'd better have a bass or it's lips attached.
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Posted April 05 2012 - 07:50 PM
Remember Sandy Hook...
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Posted April 05 2012 - 07:53 PM
LOL That's great!!
Catching dinks in Missouri
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Posted April 05 2012 - 08:22 PM
LMAO
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Posted April 05 2012 - 08:47 PM
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Is "basstiality" the same as sleeping with the fishes?
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Posted April 06 2012 - 02:46 PM
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Good one, LOL, LOL,
You trying to make me feel old, I had to get my magnifying glass to read this one...
Remember Sandy Hook...
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...humility comes before honor. Proverbs 15:33
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Posted April 07 2012 - 09:51 AM
Dutifully forwarded the text of this post to Mrs. Ghotti! You can thank me later.
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Worster Lake,
Webster Lake,
St. Joe River
Posted April 07 2012 - 10:00 PM
Dutifully forwarded the text of this post to Mrs. Ghotti! You can thank me later.
Ronnie
You mean you know where she is?!?! Wow guys Alpster saved the day!
I think Ghoti just put in a request for you to join him fishing at Guntersville.....ALONE...just you and (John) Ghoti.
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Posted April 07 2012 - 10:19 PM
I'm beginning to understand why Ghoti offered me $25,000 to take my boat out...ALONE. I think nefarious business is planned. Should I call the police?
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Posted April 08 2012 - 11:01 AM
Was he trolling for gators????
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Worster Lake,
Webster Lake,
St. Joe River
Posted April 08 2012 - 08:33 PM
I'm gonna check his truck for bags of quikcrete when I get there. Don't tell him!
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