Big Phish

o yeah, maybe she found him.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple pages in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. 20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

This took a lot of courage to put up on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5kkyucts8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles%2Evideo%2Dloader%2Ecom%2Fv%2Fbaby1351%5F1351%2Ehtm%3Fvs%3D1%2E1%26s%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Facidcow%2Ecom%252Fpics%252F4018%2Dif%2Dyou%2Dprinted%2Dthe%2Dinternet%2D6%2D&feature=player_embedded#t=24

Congrats, that thing's a beast.

I'll agree that jet skis are annoying, but I rode one in the barneget bay last week and it was fun as hell.

1. The first thing I did was check the guides, they are fine 2. No rocks 3. I guess i'll go back to power pro.

I'm using 30lb spiderwire code red braid with a flouro leader and it broke half way through a cast today, while I was tossing a spinnerbait. Anyone know why this would happen? by the way it did not break near the leaderknot. It was maybe 10 ft past that.

http://www.fishingreportsnow.com/New_Jersey_Fishing_Reports_Pro.cfm/reg/5 this site usually has recent updates of whats going on a RV and other popular jersey lakes

Check out the NJ fishing thread that's on this board. And I would recommend Spruce Run and Hopatcong, although some might consider Hopatcong North Jersey.

hot water, maybe a little rubbing alcohol on the frames

Nice.

ooooo Ok, for a second I thought you thought there was actually gunna be a seinfeld reunion.

I'm not sure what you mean by that but theres not an actual Seinfeld reunion. It's just the premise for the new season of Curb. And if you like Seinfeld that much I would seriously recommend getting your Curb on.

actually believe it or not, i forgot to mention i had one hit it while i was clearing my spool. which is probably unheard of with spinnerbaits

Me too, I love how you can watch the bait suddenly start zippin off to the right or left.

I agree. I've always said if I could have lunch with anyone alive today it'd probably be him.

Wow.

so is that your lucky shirt now?

Spent a couple hours at a local 5 acre pond throwing a black spinner bait with a blue grub trailer and colorado blades. caught at least a dozen in the first 2 hours the biggest being probably 2.5. I was pretty pumped about it because I never do good with spinner baits and today totally changed my views on them. The spinner bait was actually only on the line because my dad took one of my rods the other day and didn't take it off. Just thought I'd share.

Well the story behind this season is that there's going to be a Seinfeld reunion. Jerry, Julia-Louis, Jason Alexander and Micheal Richards are all going to be in most of the episodes. I also saw in the previews that they're going to be on the actual Seinfeld set. Should be a really good season.

Is anyone else as excited as I am for the new season? The whole Seinfeld crew back together? And the return of the Blacks? This is gunna be one to watch people!

Wow.

Thanks for the info guys. A small jon is out because I simply don't have driveway, garage or yard space for it. I might look into one of those Native one man canoe/kayak things. They have a lot better storage and some even have the option of pedals to leave your hands free to fish.

Mr Lite - I can't believe you reel in fish like that with setups that tiny. I'd be way to paranoid to loose fish.

Same