pa mountain man

Well...I can almost polish off a 1/2 gallon of ice cream. If I'm in the cookin' mood, I'll make those cocktail weenies wrapped in pilsbury grands rolls.

We had a central vac system in our shop in the army, one friday I was vaccuming a mess up, and everyone was hanging out by the vaccum system...you guessed it, stunk everyone out 30 feet away and I didn't have to smell it myself. It was kind of like those star trek transporters. ;D

Me and a buddy are going to set up a "photo shoot" and see if we can be among the proud ranks, any ideas will be reviewed.

We were fishing the Aleghehney river in Kittaning,Pa, we could see something on the lock, but couldn't make it until it rolled over the lock, it was a cow! That same day, I pulled in a bike frame.

I call it the wal mart special, if you and 15 of you're closest friends want to have a reunion in the isles ;D...Be prepared for swamp butt.

I kind of have that attitude now. ;D Better out than in.

This is why I hate working 3rd shift, all of the wasted potential. ;D You know you (me) have issues when you're the only one for miles, and still laugh at you're(mine) own air biscuts.

The # really doesn't matter, It's all about hang time. 8-)

I'm only 28, but I've farted more than you. ;D

moraine state park in pa.

I fish with my reel the "wrong" way, but I guess its my choice. :

Good show! thanks for the service, I did the Afgahnastan thing for 6 weeks before my truck was blown up, ;D gotta love stop loss.

Worm poop meth ;D We had a bait machine at the lake, but someone cut the 3/8 logging chain and took the machine! some people's babies. :

Our lake is shutting down the boat launch on the 3rd. We should've been open another month, but since our contractor refuses to work when it's below 32 degrees, I'm screwed this year. The really bad part is calling dock owners who knew we would be dropping, and telling them their boat is now 20' off of the water. It's a beautiful tract for small mouth, google east branch lake to check it out.

I thought of another, though not as cheap. Our local butcher offers hamburg at $1.75 per pound if you buy 10 or more pounds. Its limitless with hamburg, hamburgers,meat balls, meatloaf, ect, ect. I like to marinade hamburgers in Italian dressing over night, it's awsome!

Sure beats the old "Dutch Oven". ;D

I don't get it(knocking on wood) My buddy got it bad one time, and had a brilliant idea... Add ALOT of bleach to a bath, and soak in it...lets just say he felt the fire down below. ;D He said it felt like a midget following him around with a tiki torch! ;D

Are you allergic to anything? Ultram,contrast dye, simple green, cats, and watermelon.

Never had one until last year, I had a bad reaction, passed out and split my head open on a rock...an ambulance ride and 22 staples later, I decided no more of that! I've never had the flu, but figured since I had a little one, I should try to keep myself healthy.

not for the faint of heart (seriously) Go to radio shack and get a small dc transformer and some very fine un insulated wire. Hook the transformer up to a 9 volt battery, and run the 2 leads of fine wire up the back of the toilet and double wrap them around the seat, when someone goes to drop anchor, the longer they sit, the more the charge builds up. ;D

The gross one... I cook ramen noodles, save the flavor packets for later, drain the water, mix the noodles with cottage cheese, and spice with salt and pepper. When I tell people that, they look like they want to puke. ;D

I was doing a little pitching from the bank before work tonite as usual, when I snagged someone's nasty old undies. > The sad thing is this is not the first time. Anyone else seem to catch unusual things?

well, I told myself in the spring if I couldn't get a new boat this year, I was doing a 100% rebuild on mine this winter... I got the trailer in the garage now, stripped to nothing, putting in new bearrings, fenders, tires, lights, and wires, and a new paint job. The boat is getting stripped, re-decked, carpeted, new trolling motor, battery, fish finder, rewired,ect.ect. The old Johnson needs a carb tune, maybe new pistons and rings just to be done with it, it is a 72' after all. ;D My 48' 1.1 Evinrude kicker needs some attention too. ;D I ain't got much of a budget for it, but I have all fall/winter to tinker with it. I'll take some pic's and try to keep ya'll updated.

We're not that cold yet...lol, low 40's at night where I am. ;D I think newtown is by Philly (about 5 hours from me), or I could've had you out, I only have about 2 1/2 weeks of small mouth left for the year. :'(

28, I'm a 24/7 Maintenance Tech for the US Army Corps of Engineers.(I work on the same lake I fish).