Everything posted by squid
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CATCH AND RELEASE IN MICH STARTED?
HUMMMMMMM....NOW I DO WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON...LOL
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Sad News!
GREAT TAT.....PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT TO HIS FAMILY TODAY.
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Sharing expenses for a non-boater
MINE IS A BOATERS INCENTIVE PROGRAM..LOL STANDARD $20...PUT ME ON SOME FISH...$30...CASH A CHECK...$50 1ST PLACE...$75
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CATCH AND RELEASE IN MICH STARTED?
APRIL FOOLS DAY, WHAT A DAY TO START CATCH AND RELEASE. I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.....LOL TRITONMAN WENT OUT YESTERDAY TO A LOCAL RIVER TO SEE IF THE SMALLIES WERE BITING...THEY WERE....AND HIS ONE AND ONLY CATCH OF THE DAY? 10in SMALLIE ON A BROWN JIG. WAS I THERE TO SEE IT? NO, BUT HE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH ME WHEN HE CAUGHT HIS FIRST FISH OF THE YEAR....LOL. I TRIED TO GET HIM TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT, BUT HIS ONLY CAMERA WAS HIS PHONE, SO HE THREW IT BACK. MY QUESTION TO YOU ALL IS...SHOULD I BELIEVE HIM? A PICTURE SURE WOULD TELL THE WHOLE STORY BETTER....LOL MIGHT JUST BE ANOTHER APRIL FOOLS JOKE...CAN NEVER TELL NOW...LOL I JUST HOPE HIS FISH GET BIGGER BEFORE TOURNAMENT SEASON ENDS...LMAO NOW I KNOW IT IS A JOKE......HE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CATCHING ANY BASS YET......LOL....THE DUMMY
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My first BFL trophy!!!
GREAT JOB FOR BIG FISH.....
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FLW?
AND A GUY WHO FISHED THE BFL FOR THE FIRST TIME WON IT...LOL...I TOOK A LONG RIDE SOUTH WITH MY BOATER THAT DAY...HE ENDED UP 4TH.
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Which Historical Military Leader Are You Most Like
MINE WAS TEDDY ROOSEVELT. I THINK I WOULD HAVE ENJOYED THE ROUGH RIDERS.....
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KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
SOME OF THESE ARE TOO FUNNY 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an arsshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. *********** (Becky age 8) 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat arss. (Jule age 7)
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MONEY FOR THOUGTH
I AGREE, I TOO FEEL THEY SHOULD WORK FOR THE MONEY THEY GET..THEN C312, YOU WOULD SEE PEOPLE GETTING PAID TO MAKE SURE THAT GETS DONE.
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MONEY FOR THOUGTH
THIS MAKES YA THINK FOR A MINUTE... :-? :-? "Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their arss. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check????? Something has to change in this country and soon!!!!! "
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Zebra mussels breaking my line....what line to use
14-20lb FLOUROCARBON LINES WORK PRETTY GOOD. YOU DO HAVE TO CHECK YOUR LINE MORE OFTEN WHEN FISHING AROUND ZEBRA MUSCLES.
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NE Michigan?
TAWAS BAY? LOVE THE PLACE..HATE THE FISH...LOL HAD A BIG TOURNEY UP THERE LAST YR....NICE FISH CAME IN...BUT NOT FROM OUR BOAT...LOL WE EVEN SAW ONE BOAT THAT HAD BOTH GUYS ASLEEP IN IT...LMAO....THEN THEY GOT OFF THE WATER AROUND NOON AND ATE LUNCH AND WAITED FOR THE WEIGH-IN TO BEGIN...LOL CHECK OUT nbaa-bass.com, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING GOING ON UP THERE WITH THESE GUYS.
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Got another good one :-)
CHRIS......CAN YA STOP...ATLEAST UNTILL I CAN WET MY LINE HERE...LMAO. AWESOME FISH YA GOT THERE CHRIS....LOVE THE PICS...HATE THAT I MOVED BACK TO MICHIGAN NOW...LOL. IS THAT LAKE IN SOUTHERN CALI? NICE FISH TO ELECTRIKAL HIMSELF.....LOOKS LIKE MY STRINGER....JUST BEFORE I WAKE UP TO GO TO WORK......LOL
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BassResource.com Bank/Boat Fishermen Survey
I MARKED BOTH.....LOL...YOU GUYS WHO PUT BOAT...THEN SAID YA FISH FROM BOTH..... 8-) 8-) :
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I asked my doctor if I would live to be 80.
YEAH...THAT'S WHY GEORGE BURNS LIVED TO SEE 100......lol ;D ;D ;D...HE DID ALL THOSE THINGS.....LMAO
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need help on shirt
CAN'T GET ANY CHEAPER THAN $45 FROM THE COMPANY
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View Your Drivers License On Line
DIDN'T LOOK...I KNOW WHAT COMES UP...LMAO
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A Perplexing Situation
NOT BAD...MIXED REVIEWS...
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Redneck ice fishing.
I GOT THAT SAME ONE, BUT COULD NOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IT TO COME OUT LIKE THAT. WHEN I GOT IT, IT WAS CALLED SPRING TIME FISHING IN MICHIGAN......VERY FUNNY
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Good Looking Bass on the Aqua View
I AGREE
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A Perplexing Situation
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DUE WITH RELIGION OR POLITICS...SO JUST READ TILL THE END TO SEE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT....LOL From a retired Air Force Fighter pilot. Dearest friends, I am writing to you to ask for your help in shedding light on a perplexing situation I find myself contemplating. I have selected you as a group to aid me because you have known me for many years and I value your opinion. Your religious experiences are varied and that is important to the problem I am faced with. Over the years, we have all observed the seemingly random factors that affect all of our lives, sometimes without apparent rhyme or reason. We have seen some marriages dissolve over nothing and others grow stronger under adverse conditions. We have seen fate play a role in who survives critical illnesses and who succumbs to them. We have all seen good people suffer great misfortunes while some people of low character thrive. In our lifetime, we have seen Churches and Religious institutions all around the world become revised, televised, energized and even scandalized. We are all well aware that a higher power has control of nearly all things. Personally, I have stood in the doorway of a 7/11 in Atlanta, amid a shootout between the police and a gunman and walked away unscathed. On a golf course, I saw a lightning bolt strike a man dead while those of us nearby where untouched. We all watched as Hurricane Katrina ravaged some areas of the coast and left other nearby homes standing intact. The enormity of these random and seemingly unfair applications of good or bad fortune is at the core of my dilemma. I have flown over the heaviest defended area of the world and emerged unscathed - missed as tracers crossed over my canopy I have studied sacred writings of all major religions searching for an answer, and now I pose the question to you. I cannot fathom that the highest power in this universe could take Anna Nicole from us and leave Hillary behind....
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I haven't posted a joke in a while, so.......
ALMOST SPIT OUT MY POP...LOL
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The Cow and Artificial Insemination
EEEEWWWWW....REMIND ME TO NOT GO THAR....LOL
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Professional, Boater, or non boater
It also helps to sign up with a guareteed boater to get a spot as a co-angler THEY DON'T OFFER THIS IN THE PRO'S....NEED GLASSES TO GO WITH THAT HEARING AID?
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INDOOR FISHING TOURNAMENT
THE SECOND ANNUAL INDOOR FISHING TOURNAMENT AT THE GRAND RAPIDS MICH FISHING AND BOATING SHOW WAS HELD SATURDAY NIGHT. WAS HELD FOR ALL THE VENDORS AND SEMINAR SPEAKERS. THE FISHING PRO's GOT THE BIG GOOSE EGG. BOTH KIM STRICKER AND DAVE LEFEBRE GOT A BIG FAT 0. DAVE DID PROTEST..SAYING HE DIDN'T GET HIS FULL 2 MINUTES...NOT TO SURE ON THAT, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN RIGHT....LOL...THE OFFICIAL TIME KEEPER WAS EITHER EATING OR DRINKING A BEER....LOL WE HAD ALL TYPES OF FISHERMEN AND WOMEN TRY TO GET THE WINNING WEIGHT...WHICH HAD TO BE WELL OVER 6lbs...SINCE THAT WAS THE 4TH CATCH OF THE EVENING. WE HAD 60 ANGLERS IN THE EVENT. FLY FISHERMEN, STEELE HEADERS, WALLEY FISHERMEN, BASS FISHERMEN, AND EVEN KIDS TRIED THEIR HAND AT CATCHING THEM. THE FISH TO CATCH WAS TROUT. EVEN THE LOCAL DNR TRIED HIS HAND....BIG 0...LOL...THEN HE SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE A PERMIT TO CONDUCT THE TOURNAMENT...LOL WE HAD LOTS OF DONATED PRIZES TO HAND OUT AND CASH PRIZES TO BOOT. THE WINNER WAS DAVE ROSE, WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER FOR FIELD AND STREAM. HIS CATCH WAS 6.6lbs, WHO ALSO WAS THE OFFICIAL TIME KEEPER...LOL WAS GOOD TIMES FOR ALL...FREE FOOD AND DRINKS FOR EVERYONE WHO STAYED AROUND FOR THE FUN. LASTED LONGER THAN I WANTED IT TO, THAT'S FOR SURE.... THE EVENT WAS PUT ON BY SHOW SPAN, AND RAN BY NBAA.