Tuckahoe Joe
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Welcome to Bass Resource!
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Topwater is my favorite but pitching t-rigged soft plastics is quickly moving up the list.
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I used to work in the kitchen at a country club. After closing, I was wiping down some countertops when one of the dishwashers came running up and threw a handful of flour in my face. I grabbed the wet rag I was using, chased him down, cornered him, and proceeded to light him up with a wicked barrage of towel snaps. One actually broke the skin and left a 2 to 3 inch cut on his forearm. I'm actually kind of proud of that. When I was in 6th grade I was eating lunch. I had an individually wrapped container of peaches. This big oaf of a kid who used to mess with everyone decided he wanted them and grabbed them off my tray. Well I wasn't gonna stand for that so I went to grab them back. I must have inadvertently shoved my fingers into the plastic wrapper because they exploded all over his face and shirt. He had to wear his gym uniform for the rest of the day. Jerk got what he deserved.
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A cop is parked across the street from a bar at closing time looking to pull over some drunk drivers. He sees a man, who's obviously plastered, walk out into the parking lot. The man is stumbling all over the place for a good 10 or 15 minutes. After trying his key in several different cars, he finally finds his own, gets in, and fumbles with the ignition. While this is happening, the other bar patrons also head to their cars and drive away but the cop thinks 'this guy is really messed up...if I let him drive he may kill someone'. So he waits. The parking lot empties and finally the gentleman pulls out of the parking lot. As soon as he gets on the road the officer pulls him over. He asks him to step out of the vehicle and proceeds to administer the standard DUI tests. Stand on one leg, say your ABC's backwards, walk a strait line, and all that. Surprisingly the man aces each test without a problem. Completely stunned, the cop asks the man to take a breathalyzer test. The man complies, blows into the device and much to the officers amazement, the meter reads 0.0. The cop says 'what's going on here? I could have sworn you were 10 sheets to the wind!'. The man gives the officer a wry smile and replies 'I'm the designated decoy'.
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Those fish are huge...congrats!
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Awesome...sounds like he had a blast!
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Hello and welcome!
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Hello and welcome!
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Welcome!
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Welcome to BR!
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There's a thread about it in the 'General Bass Fishing' section. The fish is a beast!
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Welcome to Bass Resource!
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Nice fish...that's possibly the fattest chain pickerel I've ever seen!
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Welcome to BR!
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Welcome to Bass Resource!
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Hello and welcome...awesome fish!
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I've heard frogs legs are delicious and taste like chicken. Never had the opportunity to try them for myself though. Looks like they got a lot of good meat on em'.
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The wife and I went out to the private lake that we have permission to fish this morning. Usually when we go there we end up catching about 10 fish between us with the majority of them being under 12 inches. Today we only caught 3 but 2 of them were pretty nice. Hers was a new PB at 14.5 inches, mine was a little over 15 and they were both FAT! Wish I could have weighed them but I didn't have a scale. All 3 of these fish were caught on weightless T-rigged Yum Dingers. I got another nice one on a spinnerbait and fought it all the way in but it jumped and threw the hook right at the bank.
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Welcome!
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Looks like a Fowlers Toad to me. http://www.dnr.state.md.us/wildlife/Plants_Wildlife/herps/Anura/FowlersToad.asp
