Redlinerobert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxAkf1Gvlo

What chapped your hide today? Why is it so difficult to find a good receptionist? We've gone through a few. They're either lazy, sloppy, or just sub par when it comes to tasks. We have one great receptionist that's been with us for a few years but are always looking for a couple others during tax time since we're open 7 days a week 12 hour days. Anyway, a young lady we hired today was given a script to discuss with clients when it comes to making appointments. She said it was too long. That she didn't want to do it. I told her thanks, it's been nice working with you for 12 minutes.

I buy lotto tickets randomly. Maybe someday I'll win the Powerball.

See? I told you ignoramuses that Chubbies shorts were cool.

I owned a midsize mortgage company from 1996-2006. Good times. Made the 'Hot 100' list in Entrepreneur magazine back in 2005 or 6. Don't quite remember.

^ d**n you and your creepy clown.

How the hell do you tie your shoes? Scratch your back?

50s-70s. Best years EVER to grow up in.

Will you old hags stop following me around? Or did you already spend your check this month?

It's about time we see what some of our members here look like. Here's me.

A live slug. What on earth posseses someone to put a crawling booger in their mouth?

I'm happy most of the time. I'll tell you what has had me down more than anything I can remember. Being so d**n sick with the flu was nuts. Nothing, and I mean nothing, matters if you aren't healthy.

Take a gander. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8k_v8BIzg#t=12

Oh man... there is nothing worse than a bad oyster.

One of my best friends was employee #19 at Google. He went from a 700 sq ft studio apartment to a 7,000 sq ft compound with a 14 car garage. LBH met him and hung out at his house on one of his visits out here.

I found a transport company that will bring it in the next couple weeks. If your bro in law can do it in a reasonable time for a fair price, I'll do it.

Raider, Tipptruck and Slonezp at my house.

^ Oh man. That sounds good. Going to ask the wife to make that for me too.

Nope. But I have approximately 30 wild turkeys roaming around on any given morning!

It is very easy to overcook calamari.

I'm afraid you wouldn't want to leave once you arrived here.

I figured I'd get that response at least once.

Anyone here work for or know any cross country car transports that will give me a good price? Can be open. Car is a beater for my stepson.

^ Seriously, you're missing out. Properly prepared calamari is amazing. One of my favorite things to eat actually. I've been to a few places where it's cut really small and fried to death, so I'm going to assume that's what you had. Here in CA, we get fresh humboldt calamari caught locally. It is amazing!

Borscht. Yuck.