Redlinerobert

A Little Christmas Story When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Not a lot of people know this.

Now we know what this guy will look like in 30 years.

Couldn't agree more. Go Niners!

Thank you sir, for what you do!

Another happy customer here as well. They look fantastic and the quality is top notch.

Nope. Not the only one.

Mine will go out by Saturday.

A shake weight!

I agree. It was probably the way you were raised. For me, obtaining something that by many seemed so 'unobtainable' was the driving force to buy my 'first' luxury car. I was able to accomplish that at the ripe old age of...26. Now I'm a bit jaded, cars don't really interest me much. Not to purchase a crazy car like that atleast. I'm perfectly happy with my '11 2500HD. I have different goals now. Retirement primarily, collecting hard to find bottles of wine/liquor, high end fishing tackle, etc... The BEST thing that's ever happened to me though, was meeting the love of my life. Martha. Everything else takes a back seat to that!

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See? Now you're making sense.

I understand what you're saying, but. This. Is. A. Death. Star. rrr.

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Pigeon lures. Who'd a thunk it.

I live 45 minutes from Laguna Seca. Although I've been there for many track events, none that I participated in. Never tracked the Beck.

No, not still attached. They do bring a smile to my face when I look at old pictures thought.

Obviously the original is way to rare to drive. This car had a race prepped motor, race exhaust, and went like a bat out of hell. It was essentially a motor with a seat attached to it. I bought it with only a few hundred km's on it from a Porsche Concours Judge. Nice race cars 00 Mod! I bet they kept you busy! At the time I didn't have a bass boat. No room for it.

Mercedes CLS 55 Murcielago Porsche 550 Spyder (Beck) Of the 3 the only car I regret selling is this car. Holy moly was this car great. But, the offer I got was simply too good to pass up.

I know the guy that bought it from me sold it after a month....from what I understood he got tired of hearing "Hey, thats Redlineroberts' old car"... Then it went to Idaho and them to Reno...who knows where it is now. Somewhere along the way someone changed the wheel barrels to yellow. yuck. I knew it was my old car as soon as I spotted the color matched sidemarkers and the one off steering wheel Gemballa made for me. http://www.premierexotics.com/web/vehicle_photos/5098966

Well you're in luck. One of our members lives in Leon, GTO. He may chime in here.

Great story as always Chris! I'm sure you'll be seeing that fish in your dreams.

I think this show is better than the Sopranos. Great ending to the season. Can't wait for next!

I'm ordering pizza that night. Since it's the end of the world I'll crack open a bottle of 100 Acre as well.