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The family wheeled Grandpa out on the lawn, in his wheelchair, where the activities for his 100th birthday were taking place. Grandpa couldn't speak very well, but he could write notes when he needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandpa started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed him, straightened him up, and stuffed pillows on his right. A short time later, he started leaning off to his left, so again family grabbed himand stuffed pillows on his left. Soon he started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed him, then tied a pillowcase around his waist to hold him up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandpa and said Hi Grandpa, you're looking good ! How are they treating you ? Grandpa took out his little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew....... "They won't let me fart!

Sounds like something I would do TF. ;D

What kind of boat do you have it on BJ, A good marine battery should last you all day easy. I'm talking one of those 105amp Wal-Mart batteries. I think they are $59 and some change. But to answer your question, yes a car battery will work for a while but it can't take the charging and draining like a deep cycle can.

I use Pam cooking oil, it works great. ;D It also comes in garlic flavor.

TF if you can get to NC I will have some extra room and you can make the other 600 miles with me. O r you can take one of my other truck and my Skeeter and fall in behind me.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the USRSF (United States Redneck Special Forces). . Error! Filename not specified. These Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Arkansas and Louisiana boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given ONLY the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They hate beer, pickups, country music and Jesus. 5. They are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt 6. They love Hillary. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. ________________________________

Yep, I'm staying with my Pam cooking spray, it has worked all these years so I don't see no need in changing now.

Great video T-Rig, I liked that I'm going out this morning and get me some.

I leave all this stuff to the younger guys, because I don't care. See my little gator dancing, does it look like he cares either. ;D

How big of a lake are you talking about?

I was thinking the same thing Muddy but wasn't anybody speaking up so I thought I could fit into that category.

I'm with Long Mike.

I'm one of those old guys that is always telling you young wiper snappers about all the stuff I have caught and done. Just trying to strike up a conversation. Please be patience with me, I'm not as young as I use to be. And please remember, You will be there one day.

Have you got a pic of them, never seen one.

Cash Cab. And anything on Discovery channel.

All I want to do is Belong. ( Where do I fit in at?) I'm waiting for an answer.

Hi everyone I'm the lowest common denominator.

Very Good!

NC, SC, FL, NY, VA and have one for a while of Canada.

Say Ye, Say ye. Say you are What?

Welcome Aboard There is plenty to learn here.

I just did it and wife hasn't cracked a smile she is just watching ( She is probably thinking about my Life Insurance Policy )

How about the new ARBY'S commercial with the monkeys. I tried to post it off of you-tube last night but I didn't have any luck.

Welcome to BR.

Yea I drop mine in all the time, can't keep one for six months. What ever you do don't buy that dumb insurance they try to sell you ( it is worthless ).