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I just run my live wells all day on manuel and I don't have any problems.

If you fish long enough your are going to get one sooner or later. A lot of times if he doesn't act right on the get go I will just get down on my knee's in the boat and have a word of prayer and ask him if he wants to join in. ;D Don't have no trouble out of him the rest of the day.

Congrats on your first win. I still have my first trophy, just don't know were the wife hid it. She said I run all our guest off talking about it all the time. And that also was thirty five years ago. ;D

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, "ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER." ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, "I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR AGAIN. MORRIS SAID, "ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE." ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS." THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, "FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS." MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED --- AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID, "BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!" MORRIS REPLIED, "WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS!"

>> TRIP TO WAL-MART >> > > > >> > > > You are in the middle of some kind of project >>around the house. >> Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting >>the living room, or >> whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt >>or paint. You have >> your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, >>shorts with the hole in >> the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows >>what, and an old >> pair of tennis shoes. >> > > > >> > > > Right in the middle of this great home >>improvement project you >> realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something >>to help complete the >> job. >> > > > >> > > > Depending on your age you might do the >>following: >> > > > >> > > > In your 20's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, >>blow dry your >> hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean >>clothes. Check yourself in >> the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite >>cologne because you >> never know, you just might meet some hot chick while >>standing in the >> checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty >>girl running the >> register. >> > > > >> > > > In your 30's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and >>shirt. Change >> shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much >>else. Wash your >> hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the >>mirror. Still got it. >> Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the >>smell. The cute girl >> running the register is the kid sister to someone you >>went to school >> with. >> > > > >> > > > In your 40's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that >>is long enough to >> cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on >>different shoes >> and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute >>Cologne is almost >> empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip >>to Wal-Mart. Check >> yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than >>flexing. The spicy >> young thing running the register is your daughter's >>age and you feel >> weird thinking she is spicy. >> > > > >> > > > In your 50's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the >>dirt off your >> hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you >>don't want to get dirt >> in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror >>and you swear not >> to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look >>fat. The cutie >> running the register smiles when she sees you coming >>and you think you >> still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on >>is from your >> buddy's bait shop and it says, "I Got Worms ." >> > > > >> > > > In your 60's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat >>anymore. Hose off >> the dog crap on your shoes. The mirror was shattered >>when you were in >> your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing >>hangs out the hole >> in your pants. The girl running the register may be >>cute but you don't >> have your glasses on so you are not sure. >> > > > >> > > > In your 70's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart >>until they have >> your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the >>dog crap on your >> shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you >>because you remind >> her of her grandfather. >> > > > >> > > > In your 80's: >> > > > >> > > > Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then >>stop again. Now you >> remember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to >>Wal-Mart and wander >> around trying to think what it is you are looking >>for. Fart out loud >> and you think someone called out your name. The old >>lady that greeted >> you at the front door went to school with you.

On July 30th 1972 I won my wife's hart.

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Well guys I hate to break the news to you, but the trip has already started without us. It seems that a few of the backstabbers packed up and went to California for the BR trip. I got this from the highest authority. Man you can't trust anybody these days. ;D

Good luck and have a safe trip. Oh yea why come yall didn't bother to ask anyone else.Hmmm. :-/

25,000 Man if I had known this I could have been in the book years ago.

Welcome aboard mate.

Man you need Help Too. ;D

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT ***** SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get a sneak peek of the all-new AOL.com.

> > >A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. > >Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an > >Amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the > >mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were > >willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. > > > >The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, > >explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father > >had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband > >felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. > > > >The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. > >The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the > >husband's' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. > > > >At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband > >continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously > >helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to > >transfer ALL the pain to him. > > > >The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the > >Husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. > > > >When they got home, the postman was found dead on the porch. >

: One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the wel l and happily trott ed off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred - Forgive. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen. Live simply and appreciate what you have. Give more. Expect less NOW ............ Enough of that . . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. They buried him in the well. MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your a#s, it always comes back to bite you. :-/

Practice, practice, practice and you won't need a range finder. When I first started i would measure me steps ( 15 steps = 30' etc ) I would mark a couple of trees around my stand and then I would make some out a little further. After a while you will learn how to judge you distance and won't need to mark anymore. Be sure when you are practising that you are in your stand or the marked spots won't be the same. This is just how I do it, some people might like range finders.

Man you need HELP. ;D

Did you put the water pump back together the right way. If I am not mistaking there is a plate in there with a small hole and a large hole and it can be put on upside down. This is just a thought because it has been a long time since I have seen one.

There is no such thing as a crook prof lock. :

Man they have all kinds of good stuff now. Most Dentist can sedate you and you want even know what went on.

What the heck is a German beagle. I though they were all made in America. ;D

Welcome to the forum, are those Beagles short or long legs?

Dam that was good, welcome to the south. ;D

Mike I'm telling you their was two moons up there, I know what I seen. Ok Ok I just talked to my Doc and he said that the medication would do that sometimes

The Carolina Skiff are great boats, you can use them for anything. They are a little tight in rough water but a good boat driver can take care of that ( Just slow down and take your time and it will keep you dry ) They are a work horse of the boating family.