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Sure wished that Lion could have got revenge. I hate jerks like that and they call themselfs HUNTERS. :-/ Sorry guys but that got under my skin.

Mine is very fast, no problems on my end yet.

Facilitate: Cart where the heck did you find that one at? Learn new words every day. ;D

I'm going to clam that second moon come August 27th

Hookemdown you have a lot of friends you just haven't meet them yet. Know go and cut that ac back off. ;D

Best Joke of the Year A Somali man arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American ?" She says, "No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

I can do the elbow thing. ;D

Congrats on making it to 40, but I wouldn't count on 41 if you keep messing with Avid. ;D Man I know I'm getting old, you were just 5 years old when I got married. :-/

Yep that's the one. ;D we also had cardboard in our shoes. When you get ready for bed just take a cooler full of ice and leave the lid open set a fan where it can blow across it. This works good.

How would you guys have survived in the fifties we had no ac or fans. Didn't have any in school either and we didn't get to go home because it was hot. The brown bags under our desks would be smelling up something by lunch time. ;D

Yea I caught that to. I was just looking a the gender and couldn't figure it out. Are you sure LBH done that, before I insert my foot in my mouth. ;D

Look what my wife gave me for our anniversary. ; That's right, after 5 months 9 days 23 hours and 36 minutes I finally got a picture posted. I have been in Skeeters for 30 years and she decided to make the change for me.

Come on Preach you can do better than the Cowboys, What about the Panthers and our superstar quarterback from NC state that's playing with the Chargers. How could you do this?

How about Mr. Bagwell, haven't hear from him in a while.

My wife is the only and biggest sponsor I have. Just keep you eye open for my pics of what she gave me for our 35 anniversary. I am still trying to figure out how to post pics on the forum.

I can cast 6# test with ease on my Revo and that's a plus

Man that is bad. My prayers go out to the family and the cop. He has something to live with for the rest of his life.

Paint The Porch A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, with a typical blank look, quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, " the blonde replied, "....and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way....., " the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

The original Lunker Lure, can't beat them. I take mine and hang it out the truck window for for awhile to get it broke in good. Use white and some times black.

Can't believe you have never seen a blue craw fish. :

You could go to Flordia and stay with George Welcome. Fish the Stick Marsh during the day, then hit the Air boats at night for a ride of your life.

And once you find them you still have to catch them. Once they stage like that they are hard to catch. In NC I have know them to stay like that for weeks. Try some electroshock therapy on them. ;D

I just bought a TR 20X Just like that. I will post some pics in a few days. ; The only sticker shock I had was when I bought 3 gallons of oil for the Opt. Man they think something of their oil, it was like $28 bucks a gallon. It's going to have to get use to the Pennzoil. Been running it for thirty years in everything else so I don't see where it will hurt it.

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK 5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time Management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

I'm going to sit up and watch for them anyway.